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Dented Meat @DentedMeat @5by5 Chatroom

The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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@danbenjamin oof. That's tougher. Early 2011. It was sometime before episodes 44/45.@danbenjamin I remember The Daily Edition was the first show where you and @jensimmons called us out as jackals in the chat room@LizFurl @danbenjamin @haddiebird @BaileaV Quite spiffy!
12/20
2014
A free @5by5 mug to the 1st person to identify the show and episode where I coined the term "jackal" for our listeners. Hint: it's not b2w
Retweeted by Dented Meat@danbenjamin @5by5 I know! 😄 but it's the holiday season, so I'll let someone else win the swag..@reneritchie sushi bars and confetti cannons are a dangerous combination@markosavic @hotdogsladies Mesmerizing @_@Just your typical daily standup meeting at Stooge Corp. https://t.co/lILQPNd7VQ
12/19
2014
@conorporter BREAKING: cancellation was due to a “hefty #@$%ing fee”.@marcoarment it’s not stuck. the reviewer is testing @OvercastFM by binge-listening to @serial
12/18
2014
.@iconmaster What is “the sound one makes after getting throat-punched by @jdalrymple?” I’ll take “Beers in Green Bottles” for $200, Alex.
12/17
2014
@imyke @jsnell @ismh @_upgradefm @_RelayFM I think you're thinking of “Gardening Leave”@swilliams aw, shucks, man. I’d be blushing if I wasn’t covered in jackal pelt.@imyke @swilliams oh, my. 😳
12/16
2014
@tiffanyarment either way, it's obvious @adamarment has good taste because he isn't holding a white Hot Wheels car. /cc @caseyliss@reneritchie @jsnell @dmoren Womp Rats Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist….
12/15
2014
@dwiskus But I thought all the cool kids were doing practical effects these days? /cc @siracusa @_DavidSmith @songadaymann
12/13
2014
@gholson @moiseschiu OH. MY.
12/12
2014
@jxpx777 @tjluoma @_bonanzafm The Fugue Strokes were a permanent fixture on my late 80’s mixtapes@bugcounter Apparently, the egg nog wasn’t lactose-gluten-free@askvirginia Christmas arrived early, thanks to @JoeCaiati.@danbenjamin I’m always thinking of @hotdogsladies.@danbenjamin Maybe your next show should be “The Email Method”? /me runs for the door 🚪🏃💨
12/10
2014
iOS 8.1.2 aka “How @viticci Got His Tones Back” “@viticci: iOS 8.1.2 is out http://t.co/1hzofADmly@reneritchie you forgot “3. Do not taunt Black Box”
12/9
2014
@_RelayFM do these stickers have the @viticci Seal of Quality? http://t.co/JcaGcPfRc4
12/8
2014
@jmetzendorf @ismh hi@tiffanyarment clearly it's a mandolin. I am disappoint, @marcoarment.@AmyJane check for squirrelsChristmas, summed up in 3 words by @dwiskus “@dwiskus: @AmyJane Christ. You people.”
12/7
2014
<Santa hat engaged> Thanks, @JoeCaiati!!@JoeCaiati yippee!! thank you!!!!!!@JoeCaiati @shawnblanc #squeeee!@shawnblanc @JoeCaiati #jealousCurrent status: Ill-equipped to act with insufficient tact
12/5
2014
@conorporter @ismh @viticci I loved Nicholson as the Joker. It’s a shame they killed him off at the end of the movie.My review of what it’s like working with [redacted] web service API: http://t.co/0xmZD7MSkP
11/25
2014
SERENITY NOWWhere’s my bourbon?
11/21
2014
@nerdist @midnight Van Hagar #RuinA90sBand Wait, am I doing this right?
11/11
2014
@davidcaolo and now we understand the origins of the phrase “wailing and gnashing of teeth”@counternotions Revolutionizing Synergistic Disruptions™@jsnell @drwave @reneritchie @jessiechar I think you’re thinking of “it’s a trap!”@hotdogsladies Fun harder, indeed.
11/6
2014
Will never stop rooting for Team #gojgo “@ismh: Our oldest turns 6 today. http://t.co/wt57m0ue1e #gojgo@imyke dang it. really could’ve used a “NSFW unless you have tissues close at hand” warning before reading that one. /@ismh
11/3
2014
.@danbenjamin #ReleaseDateBelowTheFoldGate /cc @johlag@cabel @mantia Ergo, @cabel is Olive Garden.
10/30
2014
@21x9 @GFontenot Now trending: #BerenstainGate
10/14
2014
@imyke @jsnell @caseyliss You could almost call it a podcast… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Relay
10/13
2014
Great news from the intarweb’s nicest podcaster! 🇬🇧 “@imyke: I quit my job today. In four weeks time I will be a professional podcasters.”
10/8
2014
@moiseschiu @danbenjamin oh my stars and garters! @sirmitchell’s Marvel portraits are BEAUTIFUL! Puck & Kurt?! Are you kidding me?! WANT!@lukei4655 true, but each time we met it was in SF, which was well beyond your Berkley assault range, apparently.@moiseschiu @lukei4655 @UsJackals never underestimate the value of a Chaotic Good cleric when forming your raiding party. #RollForInitiative@moiseschiu @UsJackals @lukei4655 “.. but I could throw a rock and hit Berkley” - and here I thought friars were a peaceful lot.BETTER KNOW A FRIAR RT @UsJackals: Better Know a Jackal #15: BrGabriel with @lukei4655 is up. http://t.co/2a3w3wy8Tr
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10/3
2014
@jxpx777 Amazon Prime Inception Packaging™ / @hotdogsladies@jmetzendorf @bleedsixcolors http://t.co/KGsDPILfp3
10/2
2014
@BenjaminBrooks @ismh http://t.co/L9hXxtn7Mf.@dwiskus but I wanted gelato
9/27
2014
@dominik you’ll need to ask @nerddotis. It’s his campaign- I’m just helping spread the word 😀Thanks to iOS 8, I finally have a name for what I’ve been feeling all these years. http://t.co/xMmZ2ZF6OeHey, jackals. Did you #ThankMerlin yet? https://t.co/hyb9bf1aNq
9/20
2014
@askvirginia @haddiebird @gkr DING!@jessiechar and after seeing you organize the Live @thetalkshow’s during WWDC, being an FBI agent isn’t a challenging enough job for you@askvirginia @haddiebird @gkr what’s the word for something that’s both humorous and terrifying at the same time?@jessiechar If you played Agent Keen, I’m sure you wouldn’t have agreed to such a drab wardrobe for her character.Was two episodes into “The Blacklist” before I realized the lead actress *wasn’t* @jessiechar http://t.co/nZ1ewzVBxI
9/19
2014
@marcoarment be honest - it’s because you got cold feet about bundling the Phish album in Overcast after the U2 fiasco, isn’t it?
9/16
2014
No—I know! You have your REASONS for being mad about getting a free album. I get it. Thing is: that's actually what makes it super-funny.
Retweeted by Dented MeatIf my 1999 Napster-using self could see the public outrage in 2014 over Apple giving away a free album, he’d burn his Rio PMP300 in disgust.Currently Trending: publicly dissing U2 is the new hipster cool.
9/15
2014
@reneritchie @lonelysandwich I think you’re thinking of UnobtainiumI literally don’t have deep enough pockets for iPhone 6 Plus. No, really. I measured them and they’re physically too shallow! 📏👖
9/12
2014
@ismh yes, but just don’t look in your iTunes Library anytime soon.Pics of @gruber working out in the White Box wearing an WATCH or it didn’t happen.BEST RDAR EVER “@cdespinosa: rdar://18280711 Apple Watch missing Pluto”rdar://18280711 Apple Watch missing Pluto
Retweeted by Dented Meat.@marcoarment Nickelback, obviously. duh.@cgpgrey @marcoarment YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.No love for Pluto :(Text alerts are gonna be awesome on the Watch http://t.co/ThD3vmspBhGotta say, I’m a little disappointed Tim didn’t come back out on stage wearing a trench coat full of Watches.@hotdogsladies HAI!After getting RT’ed by @marcoarment during an Apple event, I have a lot more sympathy for the broadcast team. #tweetbot-meltdown.@hotdogsladies I think you're thinking of assistant TO the regional manager@jacobrealo outta my league. my pockets are only so deep.you guys, I paid the IAP to turn off the translation. you’re welcome.@hotdogsladies that’s so crazy, IT JUST MIGHT WORK!!@ismh Schiller cosplay
9/9
2014
Somebody buy @faitherina a chai latte — it’s her birthday!! 🎉🎈💃🎁🎂@faitherina sometimes we don’t get to choose our IRL callings, they choose us. ;) http://t.co/N3R48SPVKO@faitherina A.B.C. A - Always B - Be C - Color (blending) Wait, am I doing this right? http://t.co/OAsK5HhBhh
9/8
2014
@gruber LowDown
9/5
2014
You could say there’s a new flavor of Markdown where the arrogance… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) … comes standard.@WernerTwertzog @siracusa graveyard shift, indeed..@sausman @marcoarment I think you’re thinking of “Lowdown”YOU GUYS - PLUGGED IN USB CABLE ON THE FIRST TRY!!! http://t.co/82wjRaREcBForking Markdown is great and a wonderful example of OSS. Calling it Standard Markdown is a dick move and a violation of the spirit of OSS.
Retweeted by Dented MeatTrivia: the first famous person to have an image in the cloud was Batman.
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9/4
2014
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