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Redefining cool on a daily basis

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Auditions, summer films, and Tim Curry: http://t.co/DiYF4sEAuE
4/19
2015
Subway rats have a certain charm about them. I've seen some large enough to eat a small dog, but it doesn't seem to take away their pizazz.
4/17
2015
Sleepy forgetfulness, auditions, watching inspiring and enlightening interviews, my free book, and Jane Fonda: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
4/12
2015
I want to start using Middle English slang terms just for kicks. Now to learn Middle English slang terms...
4/11
2015
"Griege" is a real thing.
4/9
2015
I tripped over my own feet and landed on my face. No one accused me of being graceful, and I doubt it'll start now. http://t.co/XStU1r1Sj1@Janefonda It was empowering to see you on AOL Build! As an actress and female film festival owner, you spoke of things I experience daily!
4/7
2015
I haven't figured out LinkedIn. Not whining. Just stating.
4/6
2015
So, I wrote a book. Guess what I wrote: http://t.co/w8VLy3LBjZ
4/3
2015
I don't wear much jewelry, but I'm wearing a gigantic necklace now. It's also gigantically awesome.
4/1
2015
Hello, glitter.
3/31
2015
For a thoughtful gift, I would go with something homemade or bear mace.
3/30
2015
Auditions, photo shoots, editing, slivers, Brendan Gleeson, and Scott Wilson: http://t.co/E1odzsa119
3/29
2015
Just heard a baby that sounds like a squeaky toy. Not sure if it's adorable or concerning.
3/28
2015
Hello, cheese.
3/27
2015
If you don't have a spoon, you can drink your soup. Right on, convenience.
3/26
2015
I don't think of rice as a finger food. Same goes for pudding.
3/25
2015
No one has ever told me I should have dreadlocks.
3/24
2015
Shoots, auditions, Rammstein, and Julianne Moore: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
3/22
2015
When it comes to toast, I could take it or leave it.
3/21
2015
Yeah, the picture is old, but it's a cat with a lime helmet. http://t.co/e167b3BU1wWhen in doubt, try ginger.
3/20
2015
Want to be the center of attention? Come in with a machete.
3/19
2015
A Jeff Goldblum quote: "At its best, life is surprising. Maybe, because that's my appetite, the frontier is uncharted."
3/16
2015
It's the last day for #TasteMakers - Be sure to get out and try one last menu, drink or sweet! http://t.co/li0N6dwSAH http://t.co/RRfDFyjTMA
Retweeted by Jolynn CarpenterFlorida family visits, shuffleboard embarrassment, auditions, and Elizabeth Hurley: http://t.co/H3g1fscJP5
3/15
2015
I'd complain about being on a weird schedule, but nobody wants to hear about that. Know what everyone wants to hear about? Pancakes.
3/14
2015
I had "This Is a Song That Never Ends" stuck in my head last night. That was fun. Yes, that was sarcasm.
3/10
2015
Baklava.
3/9
2015
Busy schedules and Diane Kruger: http://t.co/Jw11jUWBD9
3/8
2015
I never really got into collections. #short attention span
3/6
2015
I just saw a quill pen with an ink well. Now I have to have one.
3/3
2015
I learned to sew as a child. I wasn't cool, but I just fixed a hole in my sweater.
3/2
2015
Auditions, Pompeii, everlasting optimism, and Simon Pegg: http://t.co/GelYJDw8X6
3/1
2015
Know what could be a fun addiction? Trapeze artistry.
2/28
2015
I lost a glove. Wait, no. There it is.
2/27
2015
Bacon makes everything better, unless you're a vegetarian or vegan, in which case, nevermind.
2/26
2015
I know it's a medical condition, but it is way too easy to use "phlebitis" as an insult.
2/25
2015
I want to get a pan flute just so I can say I have a pan flute.
2/24
2015
Auditions, castings, learning, and Kristen Wiig: http://t.co/1EkF0cWu1A
2/22
2015
Why is blue the truest color? I don't see why rhyming automatically means honesty.
2/21
2015
Haggis is not for the faint of heart.
2/20
2015
My trivia skills are hit-or-miss.
2/19
2015
Creme brulee is highly underrated. So are slippers.
2/18
2015
I'm not big on floral prints.
2/17
2015
I haven't baked a cake in a while.
2/16
2015
Distractions and Lucille Ball: http://t.co/eoF99Y4skb
2/15
2015
I know it's Valentine's Day, but a candy cane sounds awesome right now.
2/14
2015
My scarf feels like a blanket on my face, and I am totally ok with that.
2/12
2015
I don't care how old you are. Sometimes there's nothing better than peanut butter. If you don't like pb, substitute your sandwich of choice.
2/11
2015
I never got into Bedazzle-ing. There's only so much sequins I can handle.
2/10
2015
I'm out of popcorn.
2/9
2015
Two auditions, two callbacks, a friend's show, and Gabrielle Union: http://t.co/MV7HqXdwur
2/8
2015
Know what's an awesome word? Festooning.
2/7
2015
How do you darn socks? I understand there is a gourd involved.
2/6
2015
I was wearing a sweater dress with fringe. That's right. I said fringe.Does caraway make anyone else giddy?
2/5
2015
If it hurts, stop, unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case, carry on.
2/4
2015
When it comes to popular meals, egg salad is a hit-or-miss.
2/3
2015
Ever had a gingerbread pinecone? Try it. You won't regret it, unless you really hate gingerbread.
2/2
2015
Awesome film shoot, two auditions, drawing from your own life for roles, and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/AgpiJz4WA7
2/1
2015
So, headbands are back. Carry on.
1/31
2015
I just saw a grown man that had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack on his back. Not judging, just observing. #subway sightings
1/30
2015
A couple of born-and-raised New Yorkers asked me if I was born and raised here, too. Know the moments where you fit in? I'm having one now.Someone needs to bring back fondue parties.
1/29
2015
I want to see "turkey-pocalypse" and"banana-rama" used in the news. I don't care what context they're used in.If Tim and I had a blowout party favor in our apartment, a certain someone would use it way too often, and by certain someone, I mean me.
1/28
2015
Auditions, darker roles, and Naomi Watts: http://t.co/ziwPSCOPoH
1/25
2015
My bath towel kind of smells like garlic, and I'm okay with that.
1/24
2015
Air quotes are either funny or stupid, depending on what mood I'm in.
1/19
2015
Preparing for an audition, promo shoots, character shots, and Rose Byrne: http://t.co/pzTchSpeJ4
1/18
2015
My toe warmers burnt out. Now I feel like there's plastic in my shoe. I also broke a nail. #want some cheese for that whine? #crybaby
1/16
2015
A mosquito would be a ridiculous pet. Things wouldn't work out well for either of you.
1/14
2015
Know the phrase, "Happy as a clam?" How do you know clams are happy? Clams could be homicidal, and I wouldn't know any better.
1/13
2015
Auditions, interesting articles, the benefits of a weird life, and Michael Keaton: http://t.co/1awR9pVhEN
1/11
2015
I have cuts on my knuckles that I can't account for. Maybe I cage fight in my sleep. No bruises, tho. Maybe I'm really good at it.
1/9
2015
I like parsnips. They're just like carrots, but a different color and totally different flavor. Ok. They're not just like carrots.
1/6
2015
Theatre, auditions, and Taraji P. Henson: http://t.co/Ko4ohtl89G
1/4
2015
I feel I don't wear enough velvet.
1/3
2014
2014 wrap-up and Giovanni Ribisi: http://t.co/0S8k2cJXGX
12/28
2014
If Tim and I put monkey bars in our apartment, my arms would look amazing.
12/24
2014
Sinus infections, strange auditions, turning weirdness into something awesome, and Anna Kendrick: http://t.co/Wok8AcpXSI
12/21
2014
Know what's a great word? Magnanimity. That is is all. Carry on.
12/19
2014
Directing again, new perspectives, June Carter Cash, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/h4781lm6JZ
12/14
2014
If it weren't for my vanity, I would get into cage fighting.
12/13
2014
Watch out for sporks. Yes, they spoon, but they'll stab you if they have to.
12/12
2014
Golden Egg Film Festival Worldwide comes to a close, announcing winners: http://t.co/Q7IKOoWHbu12/10: Survivor Type (US) El Vuelo del Colibri (MX) The Other Half of Me (IT) The Garden of Steven (US) #RIP (US) Bubbe & Zeyde (US)
12/10
2014
Want to give an unexpected gift? Get them a barrel and plunger for churning butter. They won't see it coming.
12/9
2014
I don't floss enough. I'm sometimes too lazy for flossing, and I don't have the grill for flossin.No comments on it being December, the lives of actors, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/iu44omnV8b
12/8
2014
Can octopi develop carpal tunnel? Would it be in one tentacle or all of them? That would be a cruel twist of fate.
12/6
2014
I have a butane lighter. It makes me feel like a badass when I light candles.
12/5
2014
I used to think Parcheesi was a snack. I've never played it, but it sounds delicious.
12/4
2014
Yes, I know I don't NEED an espresso machine, but that wouldn't make getting one any less awesome.
12/3
2014
Thanksgiving leftovers, embracing roles, and Angela Bassett: http://t.co/yyScxQQnyO
11/30
2014
If I had the Miss Chiquita Banana fruit hat, I would wear it way too often.
11/26
2014
Turkey, Thanksgiving irony, movie dreams, and Geoffrey Rush: http://t.co/BaNPocv27V
11/23
2014
There's fruit in the lemonade?!? I'm there!
11/22
2014
You know what's a funny word? Baloney. Go ahead. Try to say it without smiling.
11/21
2014
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