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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Texas/Arkansas

I really, really hate Pitbull.

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Wide awake at 4 am 😫@JuliannePaige @_JackieGomez @MaKayKay_ JOYCE!!!! Oh how I miss her! And how I miss you ladies as well!
Currently obsessed with @iamtovelo http://t.co/JNYBxaXXQoI've been watching Parks and Recreation on Netflix all day. #WinterBreak@KarlyBrooks @OhPhillmore β€œ@BuzzFeed: 19 Times β€œFamily Fued” Contestants Spoke The Damn Truth http://t.co/MCRP8zoS43”
There's a guy at the mall who looks just like Harry Styles.... #SarahvsXmasShoppingThis woman is walking around critiquing mannequins in JC Penney like she's a judge on Project Runway or something. #SarahvsXmasShoppingIt's crazy to think that next time the U of A holds a graduation ceremony, I'll be a part of it! 😁
@Zachpiona So when are we becoming best friends? Because that needs to happen.
"Hold my hand, you muppet!!" Aaron Johnson, you kill me! 😍#AngusThongsandPerfectSnogging@_sarahliz and I texting about Aaron Johnson and Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging.......we get each other
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging is on TV right now and all is right in the world. The movie that started my British obsession! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‘πŸ’—Sonic put marinara AND ranch in with my mozzarella sticks so I don't even have to choose. πŸ‘ http://t.co/WTYrO8dIAxLife could be worse, u could be Pitbull.
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Well ATX, looks like I'm coming back to you in January!!@theJillianK I am amazed that you're awake right now!! πŸ˜‚Submitted my last paper at 4 this morning. This semester is officially in the books! #OneMoreLeft
It smells like Shrinky Dinks in the Union food court.@theJillianK that same station is playing Arctic Monkeys now!So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want! I really really really want my cell bio grade posted ah!Follow & RT @BenefitBeauty for a chance to WIN $350 of our flawless faves! #12daysofbenefit http://t.co/JAmH6fI5MS http://t.co/rwpvpnDZLi
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I found a radio station in Fayetteville that plays You Me At Six. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘When you open your final and don't know #1 http://t.co/POO1FkCk9I
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.If only I could bring some of my persistence hitting the snooze button into the rest of my day.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I'm already stoked about this nap I'm going to take after my final.I've been on campus for over 12 hours studying for this Cell Bio final....and we're STILL not done 😫when someone asks u how many protons are in the nucleus of a helium atom https://t.co/qPetOOQave
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Congrats to the freeski slopestyle podium! @guskenworthy, Oystein Braten & @NickGoepper. http://t.co/9aqlQs8rda
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@OhPhillmore http://t.co/pmBFN7sEipβ€œ@_Happy_Gilmore: When your crush waves at you... https://t.co/lUzuoDUaTf” dying
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@theJillianK @MaKayKay_ @connerpal this is what happens when I put myself out there! 😫6 months later & I'm still upset that British guy from Six Flags never followed me on Twitter. #rejected @MaKayKay_ @theJillianK @connerpalI'm glad somebody thinks so! 😁 β€œ@theJillianK: @_sarahliz at least you are prettyβ€πŸ‘ˆ Completely incapable of doing anything productive.
This video WILL be the sole reason I survive finals week. https://t.co/Yth0OliQ9iCongrats to my best friend @MaKayKay_ for graduating from UCA today! You did it girl!! πŸ™ŒπŸŽ“πŸŽ‰
I'm freaking out because @paradisefears is part of Spotify's Today's Top Hits playlist! My boys have come so far! http://t.co/D5J2Exr9olKNEW IT! 😝 β€œ@BuzzFeed: Scientists Find Evidence That Men Are Idiots http://t.co/qIfktM5OsO”
Had to make an emergency Dunkin run because the Christmas music at work was about to knock me into a coma. #cantstopyawning@MattMcCutchen they need to make some moves! The West is only getting stronger!
Aaaaand the only news we've heard from the Rangers out of the Winter Meetings is that Russell Wilson is now on the Triple-A Roster....Texarkana knows how to keep it classy! πŸ˜‚ http://t.co/kfFCp9oI5g"You Dropped a Bomb on Me" by The Gap Band is playing on the bus. πŸ™Œ I haven't heard this song in YEARS!Lorde is stunning but then when you open the picture http://t.co/5pfM5pGz8S
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Liiiiiiiiiffffestyyyyyyle http://t.co/ruKV3rnhaF
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.There are puppies in the Union. 😍😍😍
the Victoria Secret Angles are sooooo hot πŸ˜»πŸ’… http://t.co/FC0YFu4ahr
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@Joekisor95 β€œ@ArkRazorbacks: Everything you need to know about the @TexasBowl, including tickets. http://t.co/OwfJ4zJuER”Everyone should go follow the Twitter account @Cancer_Outlaws! We need followers for our group project ☺️I just sprinted to catch the bus on time only to find the bus had decided to leave 2 minutes early. And that's just how my week's going.
You should probably get that mole looked at http://t.co/kTIuoCDQMF
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.25 signs you're completely over this semester. And they're all 100% accurate. http://t.co/eUidnRLehh@RBreitfeller πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ IM DYING πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘Is it possible for a dog to have a nail-biting habit? Because I'm pretty sure mine does.Baby you light up my world like http://t.co/lYmWeZI2hf
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.And we danced all night to the http://t.co/k9g6RPChay
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@paynetrain_28 I hope so too! But it's doubtful. I think it's his favorite word@paynetrain_28 he won't stop saying it Brandon. Make him stop!! 😫If I have to hear the word "MAP Kinase Kinase Kinase" one more time, I'm going to lose it! #CellBioProbs"Oh boy, I can't wait to be productive today." - said no one ever
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Looks like my house is about to be divided! #WPS @OhPhillmore @MSmith0630 @wsmith0630 http://t.co/nIq9hnpJWyπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β€œ@RazorbackFB: BREAKING | We are @TexasBowl bound to battle the Longhorns!! Game will be televised on @espn. #WPS http://t.co/yYjjiZkN9H”Eddie Redmayne for all the awards ever after seeing #TheoryOfEverything. INCREDIBLY inspiring performance!
@IanHumphrys OMG no this is awful.@IanHumphrys haha I'll try to convince her. You're more than welcome to come though!@IanHumphrys lol text her!@IanHumphrys Me and Karly's roommate Katelin. Maybe Karly! Haha@IanHumphrys going at 10:00 tonight if you want to join!If you're stressed out about the end of the semester, here's a video of a chicken sneezing. You're welcome. https://t.co/WsXFIuCtYxSomeone needs to go see The Theory of Everything with me tonight.
I hid all of the Pitbull CDs at Walmart behind other CDs. You're welcome, citizens of Fayetteville.I just got hit on by a woman at Walmart. While I'm flattered, why is it I am only able to attract people that I don't want? #mylife 😫
Frat guys lip-syncing to Taylor Swift will never get old in my book. http://t.co/OIEQgzJ4ulAbsolutely hate the casting of Wendy. #PeterPanLiveWatching my all-time favorite story on TV. ☺️ #PeterPanLiveBreak is in TWO WEEKS. Do this on-campus road construction then instead of inconveniencing everyone!! #YOUofA
I keep checking the mail daily for my official UAMS letter. This is how all 11 year olds must feel when waiting for their Hogwarts letter!
I can't sleep because my dog is snoring so loud.
@Jordanxx3 She's beautiful, Jordan!! Congrats to you and @cameroncolebank :)4 of my fav. people are playing Pictionary on @FallonTonight right now. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ Miranda, Jimmy, Seinfeld AND Martin Short! http://t.co/0Jm9yC3QNSThe worst Pitbull song? It's a tie actually, between all of them.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I always go to the register with the cutest cashier http://t.co/bjPUeM0T31
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Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It's November 30th and 74 degrees out so I just bought an ice cream cone.WAHHH DONT REMIND ME 😫 β€œ@paynetrain_28: Hahaha @_sarahliz http://t.co/vkOsAQ20RL http://t.co/OTAvRilxtf”
lThe "Pitbull" starter pack http://t.co/uA0heu40kH
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Parks and Recreation http://t.co/aHkETvokKF
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Regardless of the outcome, have to say personal fouls on an injured quarterback& cheering for injuries, Mizzou is classless #getoutoftheSEC
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Just wanted to clarify and let everyone know that I am NOT related to David Smith--the referee of today's game...We gonna punt.... http://t.co/27KJ1sCBcM
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.http://t.co/NWcjniMxYY
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I absolutely hate this referee. πŸ˜’
"Carrie do you think I sing like an angel?" "Nooooo......pumpkin patch." #whatBlack Friday boot shopping was a success! πŸ‘ŒIf you were to remove Pitbull’s head from his body his body would continue to dance for up to 3 hours.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Thankful I'm not pitbull
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.No amount of pumpkin pie can prepare me for a Pitbull halftime show. #stop
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Props to my boy @nickjonas for not lip syncing at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade today! #slayyyy@toddfernandez haha oh Todd....you're so funny πŸ˜‚
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