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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more: http://t.co/n3Sn7vx4w0

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Songs About Cars And The Saddest Pleasure (Traveling) ♫ http://t.co/Je2C7PNWHV
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingGood article on complexity. Streaming payout from Spotify is the simple part in this equation. http://t.co/vtDLg9JIPm
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThis guy actually gets PAID to write. In a newspaper. Granted it's @nypost. #offensive http://t.co/Qc6NkZn5Yl
Good for them. Slack has CHANGED my life -> Slack confirms $160M funding round at $2.8B valuation http://t.co/kXVmazkJkv via @VentureBeatI would like to announce @MssrPotato will wear ANYTHING for $100 a post on Insta. A BARGAIN. #InstaBaby #Potato http://t.co/GdoO0Kcep3Ringing In The Changes--A New Look @NetSuite Coming For SuiteWorld http://t.co/Ot2W4c6tqt via @forbes
He's not sexist though as he just told me in email he would laugh at me if I were a goat. Nothing to do with me being a woman. #IAMAGOAT@laralfield @salmahayek He did say to me in email he would laugh at me if I were a goat. Nothing to do with me being a woman. Ha.He told my team "you cannot talk to me. I am the NFL and you are Division 2 College football". I agree. He is the NFL. #classyBut he wanted us to know how important he is b/c he has "SALMA FUCKING HAYAK "(@salmahayek) speaking at his event. #classySorry i was busy responding to his aggressive email. He was abusive to team members, called them names, laughed at them, hung up on them.And feel free to ask away about what he did because I am happy to shine a light! #shamefulIn my 20 years in this biz I have seen a lot of men treat women badly. But never have I seen behavior like @lordscheckner. #shamefulMy how times have changed. @ZachNelson of @NetSuite speaking to CMOs at #adagedigital conference. http://t.co/60fMMKROaxI love when people think PR can be automated & requires no skills other than "a perfect pitch". Liek THIS -> https://t.co/GrGGRGaVHb
Selfie sticks are officially too tacky for Apple http://t.co/2jxDnWXzaj via @vergeHoly @BestBuy ad on @verge with nice pic of @AugustSmartLock #smarthome http://t.co/ptD4YLR51Q@adamlashinsky @FortuneMagazine At first I read it as PISS CART and I was very impressed with Fortune's edginess.That's a lot of Dockers. That depresses me because well DOCKERS. #frontpleats #khaki http://t.co/fyQCl45CyNLOOK AT HIS BUNNY! #bunbun http://t.co/Nm7BowVR8uStarting a company is hard. Don't take the money until you UNDERSTAND what it all means. http://t.co/oLMGGpAxm1 via @sai
Snapchat's first ad unit, Brand Stories, is no longer http://t.co/JsXO1WksQI via @KurtWagner8
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@Roystonlangdon I don't think the logo will be what does it either way.@yoyoyavon agree. #noconfidence #thisisthebest?I'm not a designer I admit but I really don't get this. Is she saying she's left but moving to the right? http://t.co/vbZUdtKC9vSomething I find pretty tacky & distasteful is when adults make fun of children. Gawker has a series where they mock celeb baby names. GrossWow good for @MumfordAndSons who have successfully explained the music biz in one interview. Bravo. #Streaming http://t.co/hpbmmHBqAGThe marijuana industry’s newest customers are sick and elderly dogs http://t.co/mn4SBceBfd http://t.co/lTD9RBs287
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I mean...I have so many things to say. https://t.co/k0MT0kVOxHI think it would behoove @HillaryClinton to watch how @CarolineKennedy handles keeping it real and cool and down to earth. #60MinutesI thought they were homeless teens as they are sitting on garbage. Til I noticed the selfie stick. I can't. #NYC http://t.co/e0T9GQd7gOWhat kind of darkness lives in #SNL execs that have Cookie introduce Mumford and Sons? Lucius wouldn't even do that. #Empire
@katierosman I gotta write an article about how I snuck my dad's ashes into the 17th green at Augusta. And then ashes of his fave cigar.On weekends I'm like http://t.co/PwfHMppcCz
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThe Ghost Of The Urban Light Through Your Beatbox....Cheers! ♫ Roy's Top Twenty This Week Royston Langdon http://t.co/Je2C7Q5xzt
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingPerhaps one of the greatest opening lines of a @nytimes article ever while @chuckschumer's expense. http://t.co/APZSqILErA
@DylanByers @politico though the part where u reference @jheil using profanity is actually a quote of someone so there's that.@LCMilstein I can't pull of the Coachella fashion. So no I'm not there.@brooke if you're over 30 at coachella, there's a 50% chance you're performing. ;)
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI sort of feel like if you're over 30 you should keep the #Coachella checkins private. At least the private airport checkins. :)
Only thing I can think of is there were some really bad lawyers handling this case. #tragic http://t.co/BiFwmbTlne2 of the 5 People's Choice noms at #Webbys are @brewpr clients. So I can't vote BUT U CAN! @AugustSmartLock @TeamKano http://t.co/z9u8XM9Mp3Realizing today isn't Friday as I thought until now is as good excuse as any to have a chocolate chip cookie. #TruthI believe the Marley museum is only LEGAL place you can smoke the ganja in Jamaica. #ObamainJamaica http://t.co/KN6my6GY8l@andybons @Starbucks that's so cool. None in village/west village.LinkedIn buys instructional video site Lynda for $1.5 billion
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingIt would be so cool if in urban areas @Starbucks could install racks to tie your dog up to out front so u can grab a coffee on a walk!Apple Watch: the definitive review http://t.co/Hz7fzaG8ii via @verge
Right out of a Hollywood drama. "A Phone Call, "Betrayal" and How the "Midnight Raid" at CAA Happened http://t.co/rbtiWNlPPp via @thr
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@KyleRichards @JUSTGIGI4YA @_Julissaaa33 while this is all really fascinating I legit have no idea what you are talking about. #wrongbrookeCan we stop saying "boom"?Yo yo...@markpinc is CEO Of @Zynga. http://t.co/1zM1uFj0Ut
I might ACTUALLY be a broken record.Brooklyn SO CRAZY! "Hologram replaces Edward Snowden statue in Brooklyn park" http://t.co/r11OxyLWDx via @mashableObsessed with my @Stowaway delivery. Beautiful makeup that fits my mad lifestyle. Genius. Cc @chelsa @AliGPincus http://t.co/op4sWapKf4You can now sign up for HBO without having cable http://t.co/b5BPC7Ue04 via @CNNMoney@avb THAT'S what I SAID!? I said we should be celebrating his genius. The trainer scolded me."Your dog has you very well trained. To do what he wants you to do." #dogtrainershame@andyellwood thank you!!!!"You have to stop being a grandparent and start being a parent. To your dog," dog trainer scolding me for @MssrPotato's bad behavior.
Found an excuse to write about the A's http://t.co/l1eQxKosK4 cc @MattZeitlin @ChrisFaile @brooke @nickrizzo
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI have thought of doing this often -> Why I Wear The Exact Same Thing to Work Every Day http://t.co/j1nmwWJzj0Thanks to WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS for sending me a calendar invite for this-> Bruce Jenner breaks his silence http://t.co/l1ySRluhLw@alexlmiller What I was afraid of.Anyone own an @SwashOfficial? I mean it looks amazing but DOES IT WORK?! (My dry cleaner would shut down if I stopped using them).So impressed with @ZolaRegistry. Innovative and beautiful...so now everyone needs to get married so I can play on it more! #CarpeDurcan
Obsessed with what this woman does with kids dolls. #makeunder #beautiful http://t.co/0IpPdw2us0
@ZachNelson The nicest, most down-to-Earth tech CEO badass in the valley. My wife is among his biggest fans. cc @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@jswartz @ZachNelson @NetSuite totally EN FUEGO. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Ran into @ZachNelson at Starbucks. @NetSuite is absolutely on fire. cc @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingAfter more than a decade, I'm leaving journalism to start a company. #leanin https://t.co/bfJjZVNqCM
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Forbes. I love these guys. I do. But we can do better with creative cover ideas no? #last3issues #samepicture http://t.co/DdcYb7U4zm#femalefounders Come see the inspiring & brilliant @thegothamgal speak with @wienetwork #afterwork April 14 NYC http://t.co/4WbdotANVm20 FUCKING YEARS? Indiana Woman Sentenced To 20 Years Under Feticide Law http://t.co/wNezDD5ltN via @HuffPostCrime #WHATGOESONMaundy Thursday = Carbs. #WWJD“Not every decision is an economic decision." Impressive statement by CEO of @Starbucks. #diversity http://t.co/Qg8sLFxdkg
More than 1.5M people installed @Spotify on @PlayStation in 24 hours. As gamers, that’s what we like to call #ftw. http://t.co/EM2fV16aX5
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@blam @Bankoff @verge @zpower @clockwerks I CANNOT figure out what is real or not today.Apple and Google have an astonishing plan to replace everyone's locks and keys http://t.co/280EolUXQR via @sai
House of cards meets the Tudors meets NCIS - where actors go to ACT. #TheDovekeepers #MadeforTV #whatshappeningWait is anyone watching #thedovekeepers? This makes the Thornbirds from like 1985 look better produced and acted. This is soooo funny.@i_robertyoung this is so very true. I need a fairy godmother to click her heels and Make this all so simple. I'm so angry at NY. 💔I have frostbite. Thanks NY! #spring #frozen@CualquierDejota hey there...I have told @soundcloud many times this link for @brookecandy on their end is wrong and leads to me. Sorry!So does the company NEED this amount of $ in a SERIES E (!) or do they want want Billion $ optics? http://t.co/Q2wg6bw1Vl@mathewi @mims @samfbiddle Yet he is totally correct on this whole situation.@stephcliff CREEPY.'tis the seasn! have u picked up urs yet? RT @desireegruber: Shout-out to my @PEEPSBrand lovers - @DylansCandyBar @brooke @rachelstrugatz!
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingCan't wait for the second Bloomberg Technology Conference, known by the theme: Disrupt. Then the third, simply known as D.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@Lauren4SA Not like ALL comedians but that's fine. I happen to think these jokes of his were not funny.@Lauren4SA No you are. I was voicing my opinion as someone who is Jewish and you get nasty. You yourself are petty and small minded.@Lauren4SA Aren't you a peach!SO there is Best Buy open 24/7 near me. Now @AugustSmartLock announces it will be sold @BestBuy. #love http://t.co/t1Tow4wwCqAndreessen Horowitz Invests Another $52M in Tanium at $1.75B Valuation http://t.co/21Ri8DtCpJ via @ahess247 -> WOW. $$$@tommyalanson I assume they will drop price but they don;t offer a free version. $10 a month OR $20 for "high fidelity"I'm pretty laid back but these tweets are actually racist and also, NOT FUNNY. Sort of bummed about #DailyShow http://t.co/LBS6CWIqF5Legit question. How many of you would pay $20 a month for higher quality music? I am trying to understand this....
Hey @memoir - pretty scary when you send me an email w/pictures from years past except they are NOT my photos. Not remotely mine. #PrivacyAs someone who lived this (ahem #MobShop aka #Accompany) I can say this is very true. Ricky Bobby was wrong. http://t.co/Y9THWML7jCOH: "That's just my 50 cents" "You mean your 2 cents?" "Wait isn't 50 cents an expression?" "No. I mean maybe with inflation? But no."
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