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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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Hey. If you like Reconcilable Differences please tell your smart pals about it. It's a special show and we love doing it and thanks thanks!
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7/30
2015
@mbbatz @FooDeon @IAFPFood ⚡️😁⚡️
7/29
2015
This degree of iridescence on something that supposed to be edible is quite unsettling @IAFPnocontextMerlin returns next week! But if you enjoyed today’s show with @johnroderick, stay tuned for something new.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner"this is the one with no batteries" @IAFPnocontextStanding room only for @hotdogsladies - thanks @bugcounter! @IAFPFood #IAFP2015 @IAFPnocontext http://t.co/8QjgHWudcl
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerYou guys, I made it! “@schlepph: Opening of my HS Physics Syllabus. http://t.co/ShhH0hacoY
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@GlennF yup@bugcounter Scouting numbers have dropped enormously. http://t.co/fLLYgi3XfD 70% church affiliated. http://t.co/qEkeLUreqS
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@GlennF my point was only that if you look at leadership, character and respect for the outdoors, those are all relevant today@GlennF Agreed. And now reaping the consequences of that.@GlennF I think their former policies were clearly a mistake, I'm not sure "irrelevant" is the correct characterization.If by @hotdogsladies you mean @johnroderick... https://t.co/b4ZgsmDwmM@hippo2011 @IAFPnocontext I'm only wild on Twitter. Very boring in real life.In which I methodically snark on every single point Malcolm Gladwell makes about Big Data: http://t.co/ibqpzHwueK
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hippo2011 @IAFPnocontext why not?@siracusa @jxpx777 I think you’re thinking of “ouh ess ecks“.
7/28
2015
Wait a minute, I didn't think cucumbers had anuses
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@ozjuliancox @BSauders I had some really good ones, I just wish I could remember them!@benjaminchapman @mbbatz @hotdogsladies To my three favorite dinner companions. http://t.co/DbSB3OBLXA
7/27
2015
@hotdogsladies saw a really scary dude in my hotel lobby yesterday.@mbbatz I think you are thinking of Jonathan Coulton.@mbbatz *THE* Merlin Mann? The one who used to talk into his shoe?
7/26
2015
You may wish to ask Dong Shaftner @bugcounter https://t.co/LBvquxxB5j
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@Raivy @BSauders let me know if this works: https://t.co/JjZ24jd7xwI love your big knob.
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7/25
2015
Coming to #IAFP2015 in Portland, OR? You'll want to support the @IAFPFood Foundation by joining the @bugcounter for int'l whiskey tasting
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman @bugcounter who knew you two were even in tune with GQ Magazine #foodsafetystyle http://t.co/FzoCbvwD29
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerMe: “Remember honey, it’s better to burn out than to fade away.” My 4 year-old: “What does that mean?” Me: “I’ve never been sure.”
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerLife sentence recommended for former PCA president | barfblog http://t.co/SDHP3sChBH
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7/24
2015
@Food4JS @benjaminchapman slightly?
7/21
2015
@benjaminchapman "cold pressed" is code for HPP I think.@benjaminchapman Public service dude. Well done.@siracusa @hotdogsladies a cat ahead of his time.I like that the signal for "I heard what you said" and Bill the Cat's exasperated exclamation are the same word. Internet.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick Maybe, maybe not. Where is the rest of his body?
7/20
2015
@benjaminchapman someone should sue their asses.My day: gym, lawn cutting, kids birthday party, bike ride and intermittent golf viewing. I may be turning into my father.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@inthefade 😁👍🏼@inthefade dark sky, weather line and http://t.co/L7ZmpPMfBR are my preferred weather sources.FYI https://t.co/nxEHoFoyvF
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7/19
2015
That dog had better show some ID. “@Jasonfinn: Off to the mailbox, #VoteRoderick mission accomplishing! http://t.co/hko5GgeHxL
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7/18
2015
@hotdogsladies Watching this made me think of the final rap battle from 8 mile. https://t.co/S9EbVsL2NI@RobairreG @danbenjamin +1 for me too. Also I could totally be the DM if you want to play for real, with data based on science.Self care printable checklist; can confirm, these things help. https://t.co/V24BIC61l2 cc: @TakeThisOrg http://t.co/gi56Zp81ez
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7/17
2015
@jxpx777 @MacSparky Thank goodness he's wearing a collar. Otherwise I'd think he was pooping on the jambox.
7/16
2015
MacBreak Weekly 463 | TWiT The Marco-Siracusa infinite time scale... @Marcoarment @siracusa https://t.co/JuAtMKqBmVTech people, RT this far and wide. Don’t let CEOs and venture capitalists speak on your behalf re: civic values. http://t.co/5HjMkFahEB
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin @YouTube @BaconMethod is DanBenjammin' available?New Omnigrain Cheerios Made With Every Existing Grain On Earth http://t.co/2dnC6zMqCX http://t.co/TDTS89ENqk
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@theloop @jdalrymple I'd love to hear you and @hotdogsladies talk more about this on #heytdrHey @MonsantoCo! These guys https://t.co/5pArnoBq83 say you funded our GMO story at http://t.co/rfowI7ZSP5. Why am I not getting the checks?
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7/15
2015
@inthefade Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car.
7/14
2015
And suddenly everything is right in the world: https://t.co/TKe1RNsqnp
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerTrader Joe's is the grocery store equivalent of that one dude who somehow got away with selling $25 baggies of oregano for YEARS in college.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerDear To Kill a Mockingbird Fans, You can always ignore the extra material you don't like. Sincerely, Star Wars Fans
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7/13
2015
Yeah, @TextExpander - I KNOW. It hasn't been a good day. But I'm not going to create a shortcut for it. Thänks anyway http://t.co/FZ8EgePAK8
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin I will discuss some of this topic, but not all of it.
7/12
2015
ATP125: A Better Future for Everybody. My switch to the Mac has also pulled a long family, friends and colleagues. https://t.co/JaoNzcRLpI
7/11
2015
Alabama legend Kenny Stabler dead at 69. Sad day in sportball. http://t.co/ZFRe9kGxsJ
7/10
2015
@jxpx777 http://t.co/UORhYZFc6BInexcusable. https://t.co/oB3bn2grRf
7/9
2015
@AmyJane I've only done that when drunk.@hotdogsladies 8:55 cocaine.THIS -----V https://t.co/WU9KWNl9f3
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerWatching SVP of food safety for major multinational eat steak tartare with raw egg and sprouts. Will report back in 48-72 hours. #fb@bugcounter @hotdogsladies 1) Spill non-staining material on your least favorite shirt. 2) Say, "This one's stained."
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies @theincomparable Any tips on how to respond to the spouse that says "why did you buy another T-shirt?" Asking for a friend.
7/8
2015
@tvaziri Diva #FavoriteFilmYourFriendsHaventSeen@benjaminchapman finally I stop slacking off.Food Safety Talk 78: Brogues are low risk http://t.co/hnEYOMX9ch@jimmymarks I think you are thinking of "Sportsball"
7/7
2015
"@foodsafetynews: Food Safety Checklists Take Their Place http://t.co/BdZl7QuUKZ" I remember @bugcounter asking this question to me in 2010!
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerSeattle's City Council primary is in less than a month. Please support John Roderick today—and tell your friends. http://t.co/arIUX14D6E
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7/6
2015
@danbenjamin @haddiebird USA! USA! USA!@siracusa @ryamidon Not just toasting. Toasting and complaining. As you do.@danbenjamin @gak_pdx I think you are thinking of those cookies made from figs.
7/5
2015
@danbenjamin @BleuToot Hi!PSA: Today, many of you attended something called a “barbecue” while it was, in actuality, a cook-out. http://t.co/HfwF6K7Dqj #Texas
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@BleuToot Can I ax you a question? Hi!@BleuToot @princessharold @KarlVanHoet @hotdogsladies @jaredsinclair @jxpx777 hi!@princessharold @KarlVanHoet @hotdogsladies @jaredsinclair @jxpx777 @BleuToot Hi!
7/4
2015
@johnroderick not too ping pong?May you live in interesting times.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies yup.@benjaminchapman °C for Canada day!@drdrang Don't you think that @KatieFloyd is a little disappointed with all our workflows?Erm. Actually, "Synecdoche, New York" was NOT directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. So.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@KarlVanHoet Karl! I've missed you buddy. How's everything? Neck beard okay? Prednisone dosage okay?@jxpx777 @jaredsinclair @hotdogsladies @KarlVanHoet I miss Karl. Someone should go check on him, I haven't heard from him in a while.@siracusa @freemanoshea 458, 459 whatever it takes.Reconcilable Differences 4: Ohio Intervention http://t.co/cGBMtgeG3M
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7/2
2015
@dansturm I suggest a bland, flavorless diet. You won't live longer, but it will feel that way.@dansturm as a wise man once said "the risks of not eating still outweigh the risks of eating"@dansturm Cooking will help with vegetative pathogens. Won't help with spore formers or Staph toxin. If spoiled, cooking won't help either.@hotdogsladies John is helping all of us.PSA: s01e04 of Reconcilable Differences drops tomorrow AM. Please listen and tell your friends. John's HELPING me. http://t.co/JM7MLohjUu
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@dansturm @hotdogsladies not recommended.Happy Canada Day, from your undercarriage.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick I think you're thinking of Nørmãłę
7/1
2015
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