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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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ME TOO! RT: @rabiasquared I should just sign my paycheck directly over to #Costco every week. But at least I get a tasting party out of it.YES. The guide to pluralizing your last name for your holiday card. (The Wallaces not The Wallace's.) http://t.co/uBOD5qdmLQPeople on Pinterest should stop calling save the date cards STDs.
11/21
2014
Cauliflower, shallot, chard, and dukkah in a #CWColor dish this #Friendsgiving. #oventotable Thanks @WorldKitchenLLC! http://t.co/04FjVegidXFlu shot at Costco! Love that I can follow up my shot with a bulk cheese purchase.
11/20
2014
@loveisblonde @totallyleslie @ChesterBukowski Yep, sitting in my driveway listening to episode 1 of #Serial.Should I start listening to #Serial on my drive home, or will I end up sitting in my driveway all night?
11/17
2014
Really helpful notes taken by @lensomers. So glad we have this in the legal file. #lawyered #lawyering http://t.co/kyCsXVZUE8
11/12
2014
I am blocking people who post their political opinions on Facebook. Starting with my mom.Not sure I qualify as young at 34, but 8 Reasons Childless Young Professionals Make Ideal #FosterParents http://t.co/3SKOXc9GYN @fosterhood
11/11
2014
BTW, $15 may not seem like much, but it can buy, like, ten thousand tiny sequins.@Simon_the_boy Done.Just bought $15 worth of tiny sequins. Get ready for your new year's card. #cuetheconfetti #confetti
11/8
2014
#LoveWhereILive: These Are the Small Towns Americans Love Most | No. 9 Paso Robles, California https://t.co/vhr4rcGj0E via @YahooTravel
11/7
2014
Congrats @Lensomers for being one of the 35 Greatest Female Marathoners of All Time! #mybossisfasterthanyours http://t.co/wKlU3jKnek
11/5
2014
Delish #fallcocktail with @therabeehoney simple syrup, bourbon, spiced cider, and ginger ale. http://t.co/EofPG36N9g
11/1
2014
This Saturday, Nov. 1 is the deadline for the 2015 #MsJDWIR program! http://t.co/6sVGuOLgjt
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10/30
2014
@lensomers brought me buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys to discourage me from using the new office… http://t.co/vTmcDMkMrw
10/22
2014
Good to know, #TraderJoes! I can stop throwing away "possibly contaminated" soup now. http://t.co/hL9emirWAC
10/16
2014
Came to work to find this on my office window. #microwaveonfire #hotinhere http://t.co/jdw82Mat2t
10/13
2014
The microwave I set on fire yesterday headed to the dumpster. #onfire #hotinhere http://t.co/ZgjSRLtYTc
10/8
2014
Was popping popcorn when the office microwave caught fire. Very calmly walked to the receptionist & said, "Chris, the kitchen is on fire."I just set the office microwave on fire.
10/7
2014
The Catsup Bottle First a little, Then a lottle. #OgdenNash #NationalPoetryDayCandy is dandy But liquor is quicker #OgdenNash #NationalPoetryDayWorkplace reviews: 76% of negative feedback given to women included a personality criticism (compared to 2% for men) http://t.co/faUIhJg55q
10/2
2014
It's #SOCKTOBER! I'm joining #KidPresident and people around the world to help my neighbors who are homeless! http://t.co/V1bfI97Qfo
10/1
2014
A five year old just asked me if I'm a flight attendant for @Delta (apparently due to my black tights, black shoes, and black shift dress).
9/30
2014
Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn.
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9/22
2014
@Simon_the_boy yes, please!
9/21
2014
It's funny when students ask "are we doing anything today?" Nah, I was thinking we'd just sit around, take naps.
9/18
2014
Thrilled to welcome @WhiteCase as a new National Sponsor of @msjdtweets joining @lathamwatkins @LieffCabraser @omelvenymyers. Thank you! 
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9/10
2014
RT "@HarvardBiz: Why so many policies promoting work-life balance don't work http://t.co/vrKrKbECbq" cc @msjdtweets
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9/9
2014
#MotherhoodPenalty vs #FatherhoodBonus: "The majority of it...is because of discrimination." #tothepoint #youdontsay http://t.co/eJiNRg4Lab
9/7
2014
"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer; you want a *criminal* lawyer." #breakingbad #jessepinkmanMy husband just complimented my "dragon shirt." #iguess? #newtrend #callvogue #fashionforward http://t.co/ReQOlmYjK2
9/6
2014
Experience over possession. http://t.co/qi0fu7NmwA
9/4
2014
@TFalleiro @CourtneyGabbara's 15 Things post on Ms. JD also makes no mention of nachos.
9/2
2014
I'm wearing leggings, a tank top, and flip flops and yet I'm selected by TSA to step aside for a search. The next level is naked.@confettilife wait? It's a cemetery? I'm definitely going.
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9/1
2014
The secret behind all the amazing programs brought to you by @msjdtweets: sangria and giant stickies. http://t.co/dcN3qxf5K3
8/31
2014
@jay_gee As we tell our kid, "It is good to be smart. It's better to be kind."
Retweeted by Janet@Simon_the_boy And further: kindness and empathy are skills, too. Admirable ones.
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8/29
2014
Happiness is the office candy jar. #100happydays #day76 http://t.co/kbwVzUEdPYWent to Costco for crackers and spent $127. I should not be allowed in that place. #ilovecostco
8/28
2014
Pet peeve: when people say "this fish doesn't taste fishy AT ALL!" Yes, it does.Check out VP Janet Wallace's interview with Mikayla Kellogg & Kelly Van Aken of Toscano Kellogg & Van Aken! @TKVALaw http://t.co/d7Rukep13W
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8/27
2014
Lay's has gone too far. http://t.co/Ccz4VBqKiVDo you think paint companies hate all the DIY paint chip projects people are suddenly into?
8/25
2014
Miss tonight's @msjdtweets hangout w/@confettilife @CarlaTheRock & @CourtneyGabbara ? It's already up on youtube https://t.co/f6oVBdVV2y
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8/21
2014
Join @msjdtweets @the_nicole_chiu @confettilife @carlatherock Aug 20 @ 8pm ET for a #msjdprelaw hangout http://t.co/6A571k2lxP
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8/8
2014
Brambles, swizzles, royales, daisies, mules, bucks, fizzes, cobblers, juleps, and smashes. The vocabulary of mixed drinks is delightful.
8/5
2014
When you cross the fine line from hobby to obsession, we stop inviting you to cocktail parties.
7/28
2014
Will: how do you heat water in China? Exchange Student: with the...um...the water hotter...?
7/24
2014
Exchange student just put sprinkles on her popsicle. #hellyeah #confettilifeExchange students informed me that the Chinese characters on the chopsticks I stole from PF Changs are a wedding congratulatory message.So, being a parent (even just to exchange students) seems to be a lot about sitting in the school parking lot, waiting.
7/21
2014
I'm tanned and ready, but definitely not toned or fit. #californiagurls #sorrysnoop #stereotypes@ichoosebuffalo 2 students from China for 10 days. They are 12.Hmmmm, my foreign exchange students will not get out of bed. I said "good morning" and they said "okay"...and then went back to sleep.
7/19
2014
Tipsy snow cones! Hey @LauraBladow, wasn't this our idea? http://t.co/lallqpyEe1
7/16
2014
U2! RT: Thursday morning shout out to the @msjdtweets board including @TFalleiro @CarlaTheRock @LizVays @confettilife SO lucky to work w/ u!
7/10
2014
New car! #fourhourslater http://t.co/Z3pCaPrhY5Buying a car is the boringest.
7/4
2014
My house sitter has a black belt so my house is actually safer now that I'm gone.
7/3
2014
"The children's menu is always available, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea." --Seth Godin, awesome as usual http://t.co/fGfwThXRsVNeed this. http://t.co/eEFW0E0hj8
6/30
2014
Half of an Outshine peach popsicle in your glass of rosé. Trust me.
6/28
2014
Not doing any work anyway, so might as well go to the bar, right? #worldcup #USA
6/26
2014
Throwing virtual confetti to welcome new ED Heather Byrd Asher to @msjdtweets! #determinedtorise #getthegirlatwitter http://t.co/Q8CnqBnB2t
6/24
2014
My sister and I are making dinner for our mom and stepdad. We are making chili mac. #barelyadults #boilwater #momvisit #macandcheesebaby"That's not how you fold a t-shirt!" #momisms #momvisitMy mom on my laundry situation: "actually this isn't too bad. I've seen it much worse." #momisms #momvisit
6/21
2014
Just blocked out a day on my calendar in January 2015 for Cal Poly vs. UCSB basketball. We take this game very seriously. #gogauchosIt's National Vanilla Milkshake Day in case you were looking for an excuse to get yourself down to the ice cream shop."If you try to delight the undelightable, you've made yourself miserable for no reason." Seth Godin is legit. http://t.co/6VXKRBoZXj
6/20
2014
Grit = passion + perseverance for long terms goals. #getgritty #determinedtorise #ABAgrittywomen
6/19
2014
My husband does not ever answer his cell phone. Have I mentioned this?Let's be real. If it means going to a bar to watch TV in the middle of a workday, I can fake an interest in any sport.
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6/12
2014
Google needs to take a new satellite photo of our backyard.
6/10
2014
Happiness is pink hydrangeas. #100happydays #day9 http://t.co/LxEk8eA20v
6/9
2014
I promise that all my "yays" will end in multiple exclamation points on a go-forward basis. @kmlarkinwong @RaychelleTasher @msjdtweetsJanet @confettilife had me laughing so hard during the @msjdtweets board call tonight! Hahaha! "Yay" #janetvoice lol
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6/8
2014
@ichoosebuffalo electrical! Yikes!You know home improvement is sketchy when you have to say, "wait, let me get the fire extinguisher before you try that."
6/7
2014
I'm doing #100happydays on IG. So far, porch makeover, pink flamingos, a mini ice cream cone, and holding a five-hour-old baby = happiness.
6/5
2014
Why is Hulu missing some of #thebradybunch episodes? I had to skip from #4 to #7.
6/4
2014
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. #YesAllWomen
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5/26
2014
"We cannot rest until every child in this country has some kind of exposure to the arts in their lives." —Mrs. Obama http://t.co/MOYio9G8ad
Retweeted by JanetWill put on his letterman's jacket for our nightly walk. #bigstick #proveit #thatswhatshesaid http://t.co/K8W7youkFb
5/21
2014
@ichoosebuffalo I feel fancy! 72 hours ago, I didn't know if lemon verbena was even edible and here we are putting it on strawberry crumble.@agirlandaboy Shake 1c heavy cream + 2tbsp chopped LV in mason jar. Refrigerate 4 hrs. Beat cream + 3tbsp powered sugar into billowy peaks.I made homemade lemon verbena infused whipped cream w/ lemon verbena from my herb garden. Move over Martha Stewart.Pass it on: Ms. JD's Public Interest scholarship apps are due this Friday 5/23! http://t.co/xFtrwfVTqq @EJW_org @EJW_Students
Retweeted by JanetDream canoe STILL on Craigslist but I can't afford it. Will somebody buy it already so that I can move on w/ my life? http://t.co/2jovr0J2huLong & early drive to court made infinitely more enjoyable by @mindykaling's book on audio. #lawyerlife #nosunrisesobeautiful
5/20
2014
"Chai is a millennial treat" says Will.And, for 15 years, I thought he was a cat guy... http://t.co/aBhzYIBo5d
5/17
2014
This RH catalog is for people who are in the market for $429 geodes, $299 reclaimed wood oyster… http://t.co/QoQxawNFOO17 pounds (literally) of Restoration Hardware catalogs arrived today via UPS Ground. #overkill http://t.co/3ACQyyZ8uX
5/15
2014
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