If your car advertises your business, don't park like a jackass. #badforbusiness
All of the above. Wear products w/ SPF year round. No sunbathing/tanning beds ever. Hats, sunglasses, sleeves.
You can't buy lotto tickets with a credit card. #protip
There are about 400,000 church buildings in the United states, and about 600,000 homeless people.
Just think about that for a moment. Retweeted by Janet
Haven't had cable since 1999. We have Netflix, Hulu+ & the MLB subscription, which provide plenty to watch.Congrats to partner Bob Sims, named a @msjdtweets
Incredible Man for his dedication to #diversity
#TIMInitiative Retweeted by Janet
Just donated to @msjdtweets
to spread the word that women's victories are everyone's victories! https://t.co/pjJVKOaAa9
ME TOO! RT: @rabiasquared
I should just sign my paycheck directly over to #Costco
every week. But at least I get a tasting party out of it.YES. The guide to pluralizing your last name for your holiday card. (The Wallaces not The Wallace's.) http://t.co/uBOD5qdmLQ
People on Pinterest should stop calling save the date cards STDs.
Cauliflower, shallot, chard, and dukkah in a #CWColor
dish this #Friendsgiving
Flu shot at Costco! Love that I can follow up my shot with a bulk cheese purchase.
Yep, sitting in my driveway listening to episode 1 of #Serial
.Should I start listening to #Serial
on my drive home, or will I end up sitting in my driveway all night?
Really helpful notes taken by @lensomers
. So glad we have this in the legal file. #lawyered
I am blocking people who post their political opinions on Facebook. Starting with my mom.Not sure I qualify as young at 34, but 8 Reasons Childless Young Professionals Make Ideal #FosterParents http://t.co/3SKOXc9GYN
BTW, $15 may not seem like much, but it can buy, like, ten thousand tiny sequins.@Simon_the_boy
Done.Just bought $15 worth of tiny sequins. Get ready for your new year's card. #cuetheconfetti
: These Are the Small Towns Americans Love Most | No. 9 Paso Robles, California https://t.co/vhr4rcGj0E
for being one of the 35 Greatest Female Marathoners of All Time! #mybossisfasterthanyours http://t.co/wKlU3jKnek
simple syrup, bourbon, spiced cider, and ginger ale. http://t.co/EofPG36N9g
This Saturday, Nov. 1 is the deadline for the 2015 #MsJDWIR
program! http://t.co/6sVGuOLgjt Retweeted by Janet
brought me buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys to discourage me from using the new office… http://t.co/vTmcDMkMrw
Good to know, #TraderJoes
! I can stop throwing away "possibly contaminated" soup now. http://t.co/hL9emirWAC
Came to work to find this on my office window. #microwaveonfire
The microwave I set on fire yesterday headed to the dumpster. #onfire
Was popping popcorn when the office microwave caught fire. Very calmly walked to the receptionist & said, "Chris, the kitchen is on fire."I just set the office microwave on fire.
The Catsup Bottle
First a little,
Then a lottle.
Workplace reviews: 76% of negative feedback given to women included a personality criticism (compared to 2% for men) http://t.co/faUIhJg55q
! I'm joining #KidPresident
and people around the world to help my neighbors who are homeless! http://t.co/V1bfI97Qfo
A five year old just asked me if I'm a flight attendant for @Delta
(apparently due to my black tights, black shoes, and black shift dress).
Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn. Retweeted by Janet
It's funny when students ask "are we doing anything today?" Nah, I was thinking we'd just sit around, take naps.
Thrilled to welcome @WhiteCase
as a new National Sponsor of @msjdtweets
. Thank you! Retweeted by Janet
: Why so many policies promoting work-life balance don't work http://t.co/vrKrKbECbq
" cc @msjdtweets Retweeted by Janet
"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer; you want a *criminal* lawyer." #breakingbad
My husband just complimented my "dragon shirt." #iguess
Experience over possession. http://t.co/qi0fu7NmwA
's 15 Things post on Ms. JD also makes no mention of nachos.
I'm wearing leggings, a tank top, and flip flops and yet I'm selected by TSA to step aside for a search. The next level is naked.@confettilife
wait? It's a cemetery? I'm definitely going. Retweeted by Janet
The secret behind all the amazing programs brought to you by @msjdtweets
: sangria and giant stickies. http://t.co/dcN3qxf5K3
As we tell our kid, "It is good to be smart. It's better to be kind." Retweeted by Janet
And further: kindness and empathy are skills, too. Admirable ones. Retweeted by Janet
Happiness is the office candy jar. #100happydays
Went to Costco for crackers and spent $127. I should not be allowed in that place. #ilovecostco
Pet peeve: when people say "this fish doesn't taste fishy AT ALL!"
Yes, it does.Check out VP Janet Wallace's interview with Mikayla Kellogg & Kelly Van Aken of Toscano Kellogg & Van Aken! @TKVALaw http://t.co/d7Rukep13W Retweeted by Janet
Lay's has gone too far. http://t.co/Ccz4VBqKiV
Do you think paint companies hate all the DIY paint chip projects people are suddenly into?
Miss tonight's @msjdtweets
? It's already up on youtube https://t.co/f6oVBdVV2y Retweeted by Janet
Brambles, swizzles, royales, daisies, mules, bucks, fizzes, cobblers, juleps, and smashes. The vocabulary of mixed drinks is delightful.
When you cross the fine line from hobby to obsession, we stop inviting you to cocktail parties.
Will: how do you heat water in China?
Exchange Student: with the...um...the water hotter...?
Exchange student just put sprinkles on her popsicle. #hellyeah
Exchange students informed me that the Chinese characters on the chopsticks I stole from PF Changs are a wedding congratulatory message.So, being a parent (even just to exchange students) seems to be a lot about sitting in the school parking lot, waiting.
I'm tanned and ready, but definitely not toned or fit. #californiagurls
2 students from China for 10 days. They are 12.Hmmmm, my foreign exchange students will not get out of bed. I said "good morning" and they said "okay"...and then went back to sleep.
U2! RT: Thursday morning shout out to the @msjdtweets
board including @TFalleiro
SO lucky to work w/ u!
New car! #fourhourslater http://t.co/Z3pCaPrhY5
Buying a car is the boringest.
My house sitter has a black belt so my house is actually safer now that I'm gone.
"The children's menu is always available, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea." --Seth Godin, awesome as usual http://t.co/fGfwThXRsV
Need this. http://t.co/eEFW0E0hj8
Half of an Outshine peach popsicle in your glass of rosé. Trust me.
Not doing any work anyway, so might as well go to the bar, right? #worldcup
Throwing virtual confetti to welcome new ED Heather Byrd Asher to @msjdtweets
My sister and I are making dinner for our mom and stepdad. We are making chili mac. #barelyadults
"That's not how you fold a t-shirt!" #momisms
My mom on my laundry situation: "actually this isn't too bad. I've seen it much worse." #momisms
Just blocked out a day on my calendar in January 2015 for Cal Poly vs. UCSB basketball. We take this game very seriously. #gogauchos
It's National Vanilla Milkshake Day in case you were looking for an excuse to get yourself down to the ice cream shop."If you try to delight the undelightable, you've made yourself miserable for no reason." Seth Godin is legit. http://t.co/6VXKRBoZXj
Grit = passion + perseverance for long terms goals. #getgritty
My husband does not ever answer his cell phone. Have I mentioned this?Let's be real. If it means going to a bar to watch TV in the middle of a workday, I can fake an interest in any sport. Retweeted by Janet
Google needs to take a new satellite photo of our backyard.
I promise that all my "yays" will end in multiple exclamation points on a go-forward basis. @kmlarkinwong
had me laughing so hard during the @msjdtweets
board call tonight! Hahaha! "Yay" #janetvoice
lol Retweeted by Janet
electrical! Yikes!You know home improvement is sketchy when you have to say, "wait, let me get the fire extinguisher before you try that."
I'm doing #100happydays
on IG. So far, porch makeover, pink flamingos, a mini ice cream cone, and holding a five-hour-old baby = happiness.
Why is Hulu missing some of #thebradybunch
episodes? I had to skip from #4
Here's to strong women.
May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.
#YesAllWomen Retweeted by Janet
"We cannot rest until every child in this country has some kind of exposure to the arts in their lives." —Mrs. Obama http://t.co/MOYio9G8ad Retweeted by Janet
Will put on his letterman's jacket for our nightly walk. #bigstick
I feel fancy! 72 hours ago, I didn't know if lemon verbena was even edible and here we are putting it on strawberry crumble.@agirlandaboy
Shake 1c heavy cream + 2tbsp chopped LV in mason jar. Refrigerate 4 hrs. Beat cream + 3tbsp powered sugar into billowy peaks.