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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/VpzQ2Rav4v, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Consulting.

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Joined Twitter 4/27/07

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@bermanjeff was a great game. Amazing.@davetisch very funny. We tweeted each other at the same time ...Hey @davetisch ... Game on! http://t.co/gOhSfM1liIIn 1987 I was at this epic Islanders-Capitals game: http://t.co/TrZC184Xyu ... Makes tonite's Game 7 win even sweeter.They'll never show this in the news #BaltimoreRiots https://t.co/9B5mgtQtKh
Retweeted by michael lazerowBaltimore mayor struggles in response to riots. http://t.co/5oa2gML14G.
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@WesMoore1 on Baltimore. Agree 100%. https://t.co/FtTUvJl7pb"I'll just throw this chair through a sports bar and social justice will be restored." #BaltimoreRiots http://t.co/utcTKFEM1s
Retweeted by michael lazerowThinking of my grandfather Harry Myerberg, a Balto native, who spent a lifetime trying to build an integrated city. http://t.co/EO9p2c1i63Love it! https://t.co/OwpIW9ST7Y
Retweeted by michael lazerow@lazerow @garyvee it appears the two of you miss each other...and http://t.co/W4GT4frlHF
Retweeted by michael lazerow@omid @garyvee omid, you win!!!!!@garyvee http://t.co/4152i5V9G9Shel Silverstein writes ... Thoughts? http://t.co/1Xahe1WtowIf you're in Sweden this week, go see my friend @joshuaradin ... https://t.co/ccjdxHbuE0 ... http://t.co/tVfY8uufoZMusic at NewCo New York? We Got A Band For That http://t.co/AlJGkuPy2m via @newcofest
Retweeted by michael lazerow@garyvee http://t.co/AHzjCZZTvWApple has gained market share while raising prices. That's a rare, rare feat. An amazing machine of a biz. http://t.co/oGS9LNjAry
Sick drawing. https://t.co/jjQ4SeFIFJ http://t.co/TtpTHqAdybWhy the Most Successful People Stay Weird: http://t.co/vF5he0m4QG Nice summary of @lazerow's "Science of Weird" presentation by @kyleplacy
Retweeted by michael lazerowI was once (yesterday) only scared of sharks. Today I officially add avalanches to the list. http://t.co/gozYJqEbch http://t.co/tQH28Bvt7X
Due to events outside Oriole Park at Camden Yards, spectators are asked to stay inside the stadium til further notice @Orioles @RedSox @MLB
Retweeted by michael lazerowYour favorite #folk & #roots songs come to life through #WyndhamBaird on the HCBK stage tonight at 8:00PM http://t.co/q4wGslHbw4
Retweeted by michael lazerow4.3 seconds people! "All momentum the islanders built during the period is GONE." #CapsIslesAnd @benioff's actions will mold MANY fearless leaders like @LeylaSeka & @CindygRobbins, amplifying his impact http://t.co/ELJNFnwvrFI look forward to seeing how this gender equality push plays out at @salesforce and the industry. http://t.co/ELJNFnwvrF
Congrats @davetisch. I hate you.
Retweeted by michael lazerowShould @Benioff get his own wax figure at Madame Tussauds? You can vote. http://t.co/NIQ7FJZEy9 http://t.co/zQkDT6CJC1
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And 5 years later, @IVP's @JulesMaltz stills looks like a "20 y/o love child of Julianne Moore and Tyler Ferguson" http://t.co/jOPZOt9K8PExcited to be an investor in @IVP's new $1.4B fund http://t.co/dzGGjDEd2M @JulesMaltzDog penis doesn't taste like chicken after all http://t.co/qEBECXJ7mg@ThomasCDee thx. Hope you're well.@startupman thx my friend! Appreciate the kind words.And the award for most stylized poop joke goes to ... @amyschumer http://t.co/0vvHFnvCLXHow companies compete https://t.co/zVFSBp6DPD"We are the best country in the world at being average. We are very average at being awesome." - @lazerow
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.@lazerow FYI, we haven't found evidence that using e-cigarettes improves success in quitting smoking. http://t.co/pZ99oPVoNd @perryhewitt
Retweeted by michael lazerowJoin @benioff for the @Salesforce World Tour in Chicago. Less than 18 hours away! http://t.co/3BHR1nZDxY http://t.co/B27ITbXSe8
Retweeted by michael lazerowFascinating case study ---> Tidal’s attacks on Spotify & Pandora may have increased awareness of both http://t.co/ye0GdZh4ie@perryhewitt Memorial Sloan Kettering should sponsor. Yikes. Hope all's well..@sethmeyers' @lindseyvonn interview is pure gold https://t.co/R2lHofK7WBGap takes steps to ensure everyone wears tight pants http://t.co/h8RqNhjLG1Kids, don't steal crab legs. http://t.co/4n5TO6qzfOCloud competition ... Dudes can turn ANYTHING into a game. http://t.co/07c2U2ys7o
I'll take the under on this one ... https://t.co/5taUYT7rlV"We're five startups in one." @joshjames #codeenterprise http://t.co/Eto2WSfNiK
Retweeted by michael lazerow@timperezVA I don't make the news. I just report it. Hope you're well.Top 10 vacay islands ... http://t.co/4D6sRYXPdI http://t.co/ezPYaoj0DOAnd the world's top vacation island is ... TURKS & CAICOS! (Agree 100%) ☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️ http://t.co/4D6sRYXPdIBeat sculpture/fountain ever. http://t.co/Avvs2EFIqS|LIVE NOW| live on dash radio #meerkat http://t.co/NSuHyzhdA2
Retweeted by michael lazerowEverything you need to be a marketing rockstar. Registration is now open for #CNX15 http://t.co/FZHzUGYz97 http://t.co/yhLL8TKzqg
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NP: De La Soul - 'The Future" on 'Beatz+Lyrics Show' on @Dash_Radio's 'Native Rhymes' Channel http://t.co/moCpAu6XMP
Retweeted by michael lazerowOur 2 newest stations on @dash_radio sound really really amazing. @SnoopDogg Cadillacc Music & @recordstoreday Radio- http://t.co/NZfBGhI6bE
Retweeted by michael lazerowHappy #420 East Coast! Celebrate with @SnoopDogg's #CadillaccMusic station on #DashRadio now! http://t.co/ymivwJFkm1
Retweeted by michael lazerowI strongly urge you to ignore all 10 of @rishad's career learnings https://t.co/uYECQaPfZJ
"Income inequality as a service" ... A scary concept. http://t.co/KJKxP4lCM3
And the hispanic vote will decide whether HRC is our next prez http://t.co/yrRn8Z9GTLAwful people should be FIRED, not suspended http://t.co/wy8dpN75gNCoupla things … celebs shouldn’t have to defend weight gain http://t.co/2bozuZ4xOQ
Hey @lazerow and @sethmeyers can you help the Dads at @fatherlyhq? They're in 3rd place in #Webbys #ManUp http://t.co/LRnciwExMf
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Preserving Auschwitz-Birkenau http://t.co/Oct2FxHl5v http://t.co/WxLl8pLjaO
Retweeted by michael lazerowExciting! Salesforce named one of Bay Area's Best Places to Work - find out what makes our office great. http://t.co/lm88VUn6zg
Retweeted by michael lazerowYou could win tickets to Bonnaroo courtesy of @MillerLite! Enter daily to do the Roo: http://t.co/dvSzq6X7sR http://t.co/ZiuuUNb1I3
Retweeted by michael lazerowHave you ever stopped and thought about how amazing it is that zebras even exist? What happened over… https://t.co/WzC8DZUbCq
Great night with @jakesilverstein & @danroth @hillcountrybk for #brisketsessions Thx 4 the slow cooked conversation! http://t.co/iQRj2hVPkr
Retweeted by michael lazerowCongrats @ScottDorsey on the launch of Nextech, "developing the next generation of high-tech talent" https://t.co/3apy1OO6i4
Retweeted by michael lazerowMore on that $300M boat. http://t.co/7rnpqKIA3g http://t.co/kywZw7jIcyOnly click if you want to see what a $300M yacht looks like. http://t.co/7rnpqKIA3g http://t.co/xsqayUc2N8We're filling up quickly for #TheBrisketSession with @NYTMag editor @JakeSilverstein. Don't miss this great event! http://t.co/CfBob5PDF8
Retweeted by michael lazerowWell this is weird. Goodbye Gary. http://t.co/3GWhg3qICZ
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Just watched this again. Getting fired up for @bonnaroo. Who's in? http://t.co/iBzyPhJyP0Sitting down to watch the first 4 seasons of @GameOfThrones before the premiere tonite.My friend @AlecJRoss worked for @HillaryClinton for 4 years. He shares his thoughts here https://t.co/OvCCSzQcKmFinally saw Fish in the Dark. The guy who played Larry David is a dead ringer. A unique show. Feel… https://t.co/A74w8sZYxcIt would be cool, historic & inspiring to have a mom as president. #Hillary2016 #HillarysBigAnnouncementYes, those Benioffs are related. http://t.co/5HTPt9ZCKz http://t.co/Rww0cxxDdl
Not surprising ... The right move for @twitter. https://t.co/jvnrBIeYFA@adsiegel thx. Hope you're well.@kfreberg @ohexcuseme thx for bringing weird into your class. Seems to have resonated. And love the blog! Be well.This pt was a highlight in class! RT @ohexcuseme: “Why Weirds Outperform Normals”-Michael Lazerow @lazerow http://t.co/2HlQYuUdFn #Freberg15
Retweeted by michael lazerowSome great advice today in class from @ohexcuseme #OwnIt #Freberg15 http://t.co/KLcS0csXJr
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What do these men have in common? Gerbril, Allam, Rahman, Koridze, Goktepe, Paharelau, Dzneladze, Rajput and Keita http://t.co/pggny8gF2K
Getting ready for Youth Nation @GA with @MattyB and @lazerow https://t.co/T02ISIt1ys http://t.co/ocvwABiBdt
Retweeted by michael lazerowLive stream in 5 minutes of my convo with @MattyB about his new book Youth Nation. https://t.co/cTK68MgwaGWe are just a few hours away from the livestream of @lazerow & @mattyb discussing the book YouthNation. RSVP here: https://t.co/gqGCGFaVpy
Retweeted by michael lazerowSalesforce exec @lazerow talks transformation on #cxotalk https://t.co/AMOCjOrhFx #SalesforceTour
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Domo delivers qualitative insights on quantitative data. #Domopalooza #DP15 http://t.co/pGnbV8OAgf
Retweeted by michael lazerowRIP @RozelleStrong https://t.co/jMhpOwlbUKThe phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
Retweeted by michael lazerow"That little girl is not bossy. She has executive leadership skills." Sheryl w/ Josh onstage at #Domopalooza #DP15 http://t.co/w4SP9moBj2
Retweeted by michael lazerowBonnaroo + @ElleKingMusic = 👍👍👍👍👍 http://t.co/iJNATUexIr who's joining me?????congratulations @salesforce @parkerharris and @Benioff for being a top company for women technologists! https://t.co/PbxgG6mk2j
Retweeted by michael lazerowAll I can say is WOW! Congrats @joshjames! Excited to be along for the ride! #lazventures http://t.co/93eUyJyoceFor my friends that have asked to see the book tour Im doing an awesome FREE webcast Q&A tomorrow (4/9) w/ @lazerow: https://t.co/vJ8lpjddTs
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So sad that @RozelleStrong has passed. So fearless & inspiring. http://t.co/175MedVgpn w/ @sethmeyers @fearlessDL @JamesFrancoTV
@lizasperling The winning is one thing. The constant whining is another. Thx but no thx. I prefer first round duke losses. Maybe next year.@eporres not my cup of tea.I'm so glad #Duke rejected me. I can't stand their fans for a night. Four years would have been horrendous. #northwestern"At points, I was picked on and ostracized for my height," @FSKPart3 writes. (Look who's laughing now!) http://t.co/95ObuS5T1J
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