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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/VpzQ2Rav4v, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Consulting.

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If I see one of these buttons in any of your homes, I will be pressing it often. https://t.co/qJBnEz0xSr@AdamBraun @Houndmouth you're in for a treat. :)#NowPlaying Sedona @Houndmouth http://t.co/4yBC3jLaZR#NowPlaying Penitentiary @Houndmouth http://t.co/oX5jHWQhOMThe next three tweets are killer tracks by @houndmouth Gasoline • Little Neon Limelight http://t.co/IJOB7WE3sa
Tuesday night fun with @houndmouth at @theroughtrade. Catch them at @bonnaroo 2015! They are pretty… https://t.co/yy6NSi3EPQWarning. @saveFaris is on a mission tonite ... If you see him, be careful. And stay out of his way.Don't miss Parker Millsap opening for Houndmouth tnght! Drs at 8pm, come early and get cozy. @parkermillsap @Houndmouth
Retweeted by michael lazerowWe're canceling our 5/7 show in Indianapolis. “Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act” feels like thinly disguised legal discrimination.
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Tune in to @ComedyCentral now for your favorite black, Nazi, special needs, penis, geriatric, cancer, ISIS, sex & pot jokes.Proud of @MayorBallard and our City and business leaders today - http://t.co/Rdi04Vrad5 #IndyWelcomesAll
Retweeted by michael lazerowCatch @lazerow & I during a special @GA webcast on 4/9. WHY #YOUTHNATION OWNS THE FUTURE OF U.S. BUSINESS. RSVP here https://t.co/vJ8lpjddTs
Retweeted by michael lazerow"You guys see Better Call Saul last night?" -Scientologists
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Speechless about #RFRA debacle. Proud to have built @ExactTarget with people of every race, religious background and sexual orientation.
Retweeted by michael lazerowTimeless #Drucker wisdom from @lazerow @kasslazerow, contributors of our latest #leadership book #The5qs http://t.co/dvjTdUxIxX
Retweeted by michael lazerowMade a Sunday morning bacon Rorschach test today. What do you see? #bacon #rorschach #sundayhttps://t.co/AtWdU0C2DR
38 and Oh ... boy was that close. #MarchMadness[News] Columbia Records Host @SnoopDogg Party In Hollywood with @DJSkee -- http://t.co/Pm0sO6nTEi
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@mikeluby life is for living.Go WATCH @djskee's "IGNITED" on @fusetv right now!!! Waddup @StretchArmy....POW! 🏆🔥🏆 http://t.co/LvlNsbNgpv
Retweeted by michael lazerowNot loving the personal live streaming trend (@periscopeco & @AppMeerkat). Hope it's short-lived.+1 “@joeciarallo: Proud to work for @salesforce @benioff @smccorkle http://t.co/F8ifpBM2QEThis was me today, after registering for @dreamforce #DF15 I'm already #DF15ready. Hurry up September! http://t.co/w6maSMJ5I1
Retweeted by michael lazerowA "religious freedom" bill in the land of religious freedom enabling discrimination BASED ON religion, race, sex etc is offensive to all.Senators can walk chew gum at the same time. No more excuses. No more political games. #ConfirmLynch to be the next Attorney General.
Retweeted by michael lazerowToday we are canceling all programs that require our customers/employees to travel to Indiana to face discrimination. http://t.co/SvTwyCHxvE
Retweeted by michael lazerowI have a dream that one day every valley shall be exhalted, every hill shall be made low, and the rough places will be made plain. --- MLK
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Preview our special '@djskee Ignited' with this web exclusive. Tune in tmw night at 11/10c. http://t.co/46XaN1887g http://t.co/T9g58xrykI
Retweeted by michael lazerowWe are forced to dramatically reduce our investment in IN based on our employee's & customer's outrage over the Religious Freedom Bill.
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@jbolognino @tobyd @JesseKay @VishalSapra @elspethjane what did I miss? Am I in trouble? I didn't do it.
Woot @ethankurz: Congrats @Life360 and @ChrisHulls on standing up to a worthless patent troll and winning! http://t.co/xkcveOR5FT
Retweeted by michael lazerowPretty cool move by Salesforce, using its CRM data to trigger ads: http://t.co/Up9FhLeyBE
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Dachau. More pics from my visit at http://t.co/lr0DiPsJee @ Dachau Concentration Camp, Munich https://t.co/h5YCjEInrC
Real radio, no commercials. http://t.co/ymivwJWVKB
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|live now| #meerkat http://t.co/WUaNvwu1rmConvertible notes are easy to close but they often create headaches in the next round when dealing with conversion, etc. Equity FTW!
Retweeted by michael lazerowBreakfast. #jungfrau #topofeurope #mountains #carefree #relax #sunshine #swiss #mürren #murrenhttps://t.co/460LXo5xYR
In Austin for #SXSW? Join us for performances from @DeJLoaf @ElleKingMusic @luiscoronel281 & way more. #SonySessions http://t.co/YqL4p5yK5H
Retweeted by michael lazerowBest way to keep up with Israeli election? @BuzzFeedNews ... live from Tel Aviv! http://t.co/lo8KS9ptGR http://t.co/p60g3ErPLh
All you ever need to know about the devil, churches and wine bars. Be careful who you ask for help to… https://t.co/BlLi2Udnjs
Organize your company around the customer - @lazerow @salesforce http://t.co/XlIut35vbS http://t.co/XV2qK93ssy
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Emmy hosts 2014/2015 http://t.co/rwNstjI7yh
Retweeted by michael lazerowHarmonix’s Music VR Might Just Bring on the Apocalypse | Hardcore Gamer http://t.co/vFgRkKhktQ
Retweeted by michael lazerowWhy Noel Coward described his painting style as "Touch and Gauguin" http://t.co/V2FDpV1eYo #ArtDigest http://t.co/Cgk0iNPqeU
Retweeted by michael lazerowHave an epic #SXSW2015. Don't work too hard pretending to work too hard. #SXSWLife is not just a "series of trade offs." That binary view is so $GOOG. http://t.co/jTcTIctvJKMy most used app these days is @DASHRADIO1 app from @djskee ... Classic rock '11' ...simple and perfect ht @lazerow http://t.co/a4yasxXpez
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5 tix to giveaway to see mobile marketing w/ @garyvee @boughb @CarnivalMobile @sxsw! EMAIL #Laz to events@carnivalmobile.com#melissaetheridge at #gaynorgala https://t.co/Y2MC5RdTaO
@JJHendershot @Cycle4Survival your music made me like cycling! :) Do you post your playlists anywhere?@mattstraz @schlaf @LererHippeau @bullpencap i'm just happy to be along for the ride.@JJHendershot I've been riding in cycle for 7 years. Your session blew me away. I featured it in this vid. THK YOU! https://t.co/MgmAL5RpksVIDEO: How I remember @Cycle4Survival 2015 w/ @sethmeyers @ActuallyNPH @MarkHerzlich @fearlessDL https://t.co/MgmAL5Rpks PLS RT!
@lazerow @SteveStoute crazy story of "arts" of street feeding into fashion my man Toby doc http://t.co/o92daGufTO wSteve Buscemi @gogoSlava
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Two of my favorite (and funniest) people at my favorite event of the year, cycle4survival. If you… https://t.co/zX0VWS5934Congrats to my friend, the visionary Pete Shapiro, on the 1st bday of his @BBowlVegas. https://t.co/nW76EZy3IA (Photos by @erik_kabik)Top 15 Acts to See at #Bonnaroo 2015 by @edmsauce http://t.co/nplye2sKvd
Retweeted by michael lazerow@SteveStoute not just fashion but street art and the art establishment.16 years ago @parkerharris @DaveMoellenhoff & Frank Dominguez showed up @ 1449 Montgomery St. & it became Salesforce! http://t.co/yWzySkar46
Retweeted by michael lazerowHappy 16th to @Benioff and the @salesforce team! cc @parkerharris @DaveMoellenhoff @lazerow @jtaschek @jimcramer
Retweeted by michael lazerowThank you, @sethmeyers, for your support and dedication to #CycleforSurvival year after year. http://t.co/jsbKPHvjXm
Retweeted by michael lazerowMix Diskerud with first goal ever for #NYCFC
Retweeted by michael lazerowThere you go @NYCFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎶🎶👏👏👏🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
A solid 2 hours with Vivi at #armoryshow in NYC. Saw some amazing pieces by @joseparlastudio,… https://t.co/yp9KCuYN9SNaked people covered with honey! http://t.co/UEPH6Dh2Jm (Thx @JeffRagovin for the sweet link) http://t.co/89Y9YUonOT
http://t.co/NZfBGhI6bE shout to the team, all the DJ's, and of course listeners. it's just the beginning wait & hear what we do next
Retweeted by michael lazerowmore than anything im just happy to hear great radio shows again. no corporations, censors, 10 song playlists/formats, commercials, etc.
Retweeted by michael lazerowNo better way to start cycle4survival weekend than joining the Friday night ride. Amazing energy. The… https://t.co/dekjxbXIN2.@sethmeyers tries to knock teen cancer survivor off her high horse http://t.co/9NMQ1GgV07 http://t.co/NzunzRlqOB
An exciting #lazventures company --> how @NamelyHR doubled it's valuation in 3 mos http://t.co/0yBqxTJjSr http://t.co/vcNxhwX7F9VIDEO: Our dance-loving cycle4survival founder Jen Linn on what happens when you live WITHOUT FEAR.… https://t.co/Pt9M0ElJxf
And with that, the New York IPO boom begins! @Etsy
Retweeted by michael lazerowGet out of the way.This congressman doesn’t want a federal science board to be allowed to consider science http://t.co/BEIwCK7FfW via @grist
Retweeted by michael lazerowSheryl Sandberg, Facebook COO is keynoting #DP15. Talking biz, data & leadership. Sign up now: http://t.co/I7q1YHay0Y http://t.co/rqHVgv3NXX
Retweeted by michael lazerowThis Sunday I'll be riding @Cycle4Survival. Pls help me raise $$$ for cancer research. https://t.co/HTJTnZMVXl
Join Kass & Me to Fight Cancer via @lazerow http://t.co/H7wB3aa7QO
Retweeted by michael lazerowDo you hate cancer? @kasslazerow and I will match your donation up to $50K to fund research. Donate here: http://t.co/rHLlbI8v6d
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH AIRS TONIGHT! @OrvilleIV (aka Will Forte) is hilarious in it and the show is amazing. Watch that sh*t!!
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Eddie Redmayne is the next Daniel Day-Lewis??? http://t.co/8GausyAch7 http://t.co/VenpW4MmP7"We do in-depth reporting from Ukraine... We also do cat GIFs. And those things can live side by side." http://t.co/acAaEdU9NT
@shoemakermike wow. Just watched. Need to see entire thing again at some point. Maybe a screening party?Watch @OrvilleIV's toast @sethmeyers wedding http://t.co/pVtGYu6wZu [My toast followed Will's and I was speechless]"Viral publishing is a lot like pregnancy: You can’t do it halfway." (And why @bmorrissey says @Buzzfeed has won) http://t.co/i6tiDutTrR@shoemakermike I may actually stay up into the 12s tonite for this. That's big given it's 11:36pm, my tooths are brushed and I'm in bed.2013 Seth & Alexi rehearsal dinner: Forte's creepy white supremacist character "Hamilton" toasted them. See the rare footage tonight #LNSM.
Retweeted by michael lazerow@shoemakermike I don't believe it. No way that video sees the light of day. Nor my speech that followed.
Green and taupe. #evildress
Who has a pet squirrel anyway? (ht @jeffragovin) http://t.co/6xO84IuwH1Brisket, Mac & Cheese, and cornbread from @hillcountrybk #foodie http://t.co/Yvbj9RSHaI
Retweeted by michael lazerow#CRM reached $5B in revs in record time & @benioff declares "now it’s our goal to be the fastest to reach $10B." http://t.co/ZNUHd9AHht$CRM's YoY growth is unprecedented for a software biz of our size ... Staggering #s. Annual rev up 32% Def rev up 32% Cash flow up 34%VIDEO: Marc @Benioff discusses @salesforce's monster quarter http://t.co/shGNDecL4X $CRM #growthShares of http://t.co/k4hbUvll5R were up 10% percent in after-hours trading: http://t.co/c2of9dBqmq
Retweeted by michael lazerowLook at Salesforce shares go. Now up nearly 10% after hours » http://t.co/6MS0K0BXgG
Retweeted by michael lazerowShares of Salesforce just jumped 9 percent » http://t.co/YFQpYhrsAd http://t.co/hbrCwTEZXu
Retweeted by michael lazerowDo you agree that cantaloupe tastes like rotten mango? http://t.co/9P7cTAD5zh
Why Howard Stern Hates Birdman http://t.co/pg903G8Lm9 http://t.co/9b3xUQvr4h
Listening to @sethmeyers on @HowardStern ... Two great media minds.The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Dept ... That's who.After watching Lady Gaga, I feel a little better about the tenor valve trombone tattooed on my ass.
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