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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @yipit. Formerly @nestio @techstars.

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My parents were always the biggest fans of my art, no matter how crappy it was. http://t.co/2N7jBe6DL4
11/28
2014
We're clearly not related. meshel35 kkelly920 http://t.co/i0wMrnFlVEDO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING OUTSIDE? @ Haskell http://t.co/v6mZ8ab2x8@nm_forms BRINELYPHE
11/26
2014
@kmaverick I've had good luck dealing with local realtors that manage big rental houses. At least in areas like Virginia & Myrtle beach.@joshmateo DAT RUG THO
11/25
2014
I'm a leg man. RT @nm_forms: FRIENDSGIVING. http://t.co/Tjk2EfpnF8
11/24
2014
This is how I end Sunday dinner parties. #turkeyleg #champagne #class http://t.co/7nQrOVtxiSNot everyone is thankful at friendsgiving. @ Casterlycock http://t.co/eMomnFfMTZ
11/23
2014
Dear @yipit, I made you this pie. Happy Thanksgiving! @ Yipit http://t.co/ZwhbGTbghcMy niece is apparently thankful for the world, God, her dog, & the army. No mention of Uncle Matt.What do the Smith children think about Immigration Reform?I think this pretty much sums up everything about @Uber https://t.co/yH0ggUdYk3This is amazing. RT @arainert: #productivity #blessed #belieber 13 Amazing Food & Life Hacks You Need to Know http://t.co/E8rKRMg3HmUber for Illegal Immigrants AM I TOO LATE TO MAKE THIS JOKE?So unfortunate. - Aereo files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. http://t.co/rjpv5WyILa
11/21
2014
How to say Mitt Romney in different languages. http://t.co/DxOSvOL6jm
11/20
2014
I just got a fax from @tiredofnick. http://t.co/2ySaXKYPyN@nm_forms I ALSO FORGOT TO START MAKING ICE. WE'RE FUCKED.@nm_forms I FORGOT TO SHAKE THE INFUSIONS THIS MORNING.The This PAC Has Nothing To Do With Taylor Swift PAC http://t.co/RdDCHDIPJQ
Retweeted by Matt RaoulApple's new typeface, 'San Francisco', can only be used with Apple Products according to the license agreement. #YeahOkay@stevorighthere @lexyapostolou No I meant feel it like you feel music in your heart. Not like you feel hair with your fingers.
11/19
2014
@lexyapostolou My new hobby!I don't know what any of this means please send help.Yeah I've been on the phone all day.I'm a Peggy in the sheets but I'm a total Joan on the phone.Global warming strikes America! Brrrr!
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
11/18
2014
Meteor showers and stuff. http://t.co/9pnfnPsPxWOh Christ, @alex_trevor, it's cabbie cabbie jam jams! http://t.co/uAvtPBAu0t@awgross The pie died.Hey @awgross. http://t.co/vuZWwHNlCh@ashleyluvspizza @ideo Woo!Bible System Updates: 2.1 Fixes “Immaculate Conception” glitch. All conceptions now maculate. (obv @meganamram) http://t.co/ZsjLjftJSyThe Yelp Prison Review Faxbot - "Whenever the script finds a new review it automatically sends a fax to that prison…" http://t.co/sRNecIFkpi
11/17
2014
@UsefulTheory Totally fine. But man, what an asshole.I just got hit by a cab. It was weird.
11/15
2014
@HeyMikeMa At any moment in time, how many Nancy Pelosi's do you think are Nancy Pelosi-ing in my hair?
11/14
2014
When you photoshop, there's no guarantee you won't get photoshopped back. https://t.co/lAcIvC97uq (thx @vacanti)Here at the Met, we have artworks that can #BreakTheInternet too! On view in gallery 150: http://t.co/ucjZ8mimuD http://t.co/xevfttmHg8
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@spulec lol i kno right"Maybe creativity isn't going to sleep at night and getting struck by inspiration. Maybe its willingness to keep doing something…"Spending 5 years recreating every dish from Alinea and the amazing story that unfolded. http://t.co/iEdb6OzBpz
11/13
2014
ATTRACTIVE: When people smell good and are hot. Sometimes covered in syrup. Are actually pancakes.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@joshmateo http://t.co/8sqmHL8HHl@joshmateo I think it has something to do with the gravitational pull of Kim Kardashian's bare ass.@reece Hi.Math & Movies - The geometry of Pixar. https://t.co/aLBFaZIJ7YAmazing. RT @Philae2014: Touchdown! My new address: 67P! #CometLanding
11/12
2014
@sherb Yeah dude!@sherb WHATS GOING ON?@andrew_b_berg I'm not sure. He curses a lot on the phone with me (at other people) so he might enjoy that. He's amazing.Don't let anyone tell you that a hand-written note to your lawyer doesn't pay off years later.@nm_forms @cookielaz @joshmateo @kimjimenez HEY Y'ALL http://t.co/IHpea03IUBIn case you haven't heard, we're landing on a comet this week! http://t.co/Zr5qTxW5Gz
11/11
2014
@lexyapostolou BROTHLIFE. http://t.co/wxpOjFAHXy@joshmateo I had to ship that to my office because you already bought one.All dressed up for Mars & nowhere to go. https://t.co/2IcMKKjeYZ
11/10
2014
Just some brakfast. http://t.co/BWGN3D7Stv
11/9
2014
I love these fucking people! @ Kendall Square Parking http://t.co/0Jgxc26WqW
11/8
2014
Current Status: http://t.co/RUj9QN3GFQ (via @tiredofnick)@femmebot You've finally made it !!!
11/7
2014
@joshmateo ASK SIRI
11/6
2014
@stevorighthere https://t.co/DWWFFDyKdpThe cover is up on Amazon for Agency, along w/blurb now. No kindle yet, but if you want the hardback preorder now! http://t.co/t2ewYE7fcR
Retweeted by Matt RaoulTIL that to follow @Korbel1882, you must be over 21. Seriously, there is an age-gate. (via @spulec)
11/5
2014
I can't stop laughing at this photo. http://t.co/okpboVYPEJ
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
11/4
2014
Tomorrow is Election Day. Find your polling place: http://t.co/8k16ocKewb
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@joshmateo @zacfrank We should totally kickstart our charge.
11/3
2014
BOO! (@ Yipit HQ in New York, NY) https://t.co/eWrvGDL5yu http://t.co/gGe9Sx15pnAnything can happen on Halloween… https://t.co/syGt63zlX7
10/31
2014
Thanks @levleframes for helping me finally frame these bad boys. http://t.co/fzDWMTf3n1That's exactly how you do it. Thanks @tim_cook…bring comfort to anyone who feels alone, or inspire people to insist on their equality, then it’s worth the trade-off with my own privacy""if hearing that the CEO of Apple is gay can help someone struggling to come to terms with who he or she is…
10/30
2014
@ryantomorrow We try to ignore the "pork roll" parts.@ryantomorrow I'd listen to &/or eat that.@ryantomorrow It's called Taylor Ham.@joshmateo Why are there unnecessary gutters and margins everywhere that aren't even the same size WHY?Lovely. RT @twahlin: New Google Web Type pieces at http://t.co/mX1XBKPKMl from @erinmercurio and @jacoborjake http://t.co/aXJbg5fcEo
10/28
2014
@ayang818 I can't, it's not available yet for google apps accounts, but the screenshots look really nice!I've been really loving Google's recent design work and really hating Apple's recent design work. Quite the opposite of 5 years ago.
10/27
2014
A little rain never hurt nobody. @ Bearsville, New York http://t.co/bNfVqBs07w
10/26
2014
When @hams found the creepy masks in my cabin. http://t.co/M7Zg7Tfnj3
10/25
2014
Hello Weekend. @ Catskills NY http://t.co/nWxLYzcxSG
10/24
2014
@usefultheory "Please god tell me there are still crayons!" - no one ever@nm_forms @joshmateo DRAMA! http://t.co/i8IYN3lhM1@zacfrank @HACKPUB@usefultheory The list is almost too long at this point.The horrific trickle down of Asshole culture: Why I've just deleted Uber from my phone http://t.co/MofurrLDgz
10/23
2014
That time @lexyapostolou and I bought a lamb and had it murdered. http://t.co/jy5SUrRHqd
10/22
2014
@levleframes thx! resubmitted. Can't wait.@flimshaw It's basically about how one time at Outback, they didn't offer me a free refill of my root beer. It's gotten really out of hand.@levleframes That. Is. Amazing. Prepare to take all my money today…@levleframes Super excited to buy all the frames from you guys, any estimate on shipping times to Brooklyn?Obama: 'I Think The Equal Protection Clause Does Guarantee Same-Sex Marriage' In All States http://t.co/51ffRJHx4QWith each upgrade, OS X feels more and more like using one of those hp branded PCs.
10/21
2014
@nicole_landry @bloomthat Do you know of anything like this in NYC?@erictj ME AGREES!@erictj Awesome news!
10/20
2014
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