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so much swass going on at the twins game right now.@BradDeBoer Lol and if they win it's all me , I did thatDowntown for the Twins game whoop whoop!! @misscheetah22Humans have accomplished so much, but we can accomplish it all that's what hurts the most.. if we were just togetherAint no such thing as being kinda loyal
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★is it time now ?? is it freedom o clock ??I'm just as lost as you are.the last thing anyone wants to do is be interrupted while they're fishing for pike, back off and let me do my job.toughest question of the night ... which Harold n Kumar movies is best ? one or two ??
8/2
2015
Cheah Twins win !!
8/1
2015
Check out @ManageFlitter right now to get the most out of Twitter! https://t.co/PM0X9lE0tVI love rapper beef: First you unwrap it then throw it on the grill , wa-lah !!It's funny, the majority of ppl I see on Facebook still talking about the lion.. are the ones complaining about the attention it's getting.
7/31
2015
. @AdrianPeterson will break the single season rushing yard record this season #boldpredictionI'm creating a new social media site called Debate Book.
7/30
2015
Tony Romo s greatest accomplishment is his new direct TV commercial.Twins keep the hot streak going with an awesome 6th inning !!
7/29
2015
It's like we want that second wild card spot #twinsIt's like we don't want that second wild card spot #twins
7/28
2015
good job twins
7/26
2015
" you know how they say we only use ten percent of are brains? I think we only use ten percent t of our hearts"watching wedding crashers , what a classic that captured the hearts of America.
7/19
2015
the ole grand salami @Twins
7/17
2015
Twins heart#WimbledonFinal about to end early ?? Expected more fight from #FedererWith a win today, #MNTwins would own American League's second best record heading into the All-Star break.
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7/12
2015
Let's go #Djokovic !! #Wimbledon2015
7/7
2015
should start a business where you go to to pretend youre the father of a cute little Japanese baby. Hold him, watch an old Godzilla movie..keep your head up Japan y'all have cute little babies still.Ppl hating on Soccer didn't see that goal from mid field. That was soo dirty. lolis this a joke ? lol Japan sucks !! #WomensWorldCupThat's for pearl harbor !!It's all about Miguel Sano @TwinsLET'S FUCKING GO @Twins !! For America !!
7/5
2015
Sano! Guy looks calm as Teddy in the spotlight. @Twins
7/3
2015
pollute my brains cells with this bottle till its hollowI like committing petty crimes on grand theft auto
7/2
2015
so proud of grandma 😊💙 http://t.co/MzqpzuMX6LGuess how much it would cost to build a real-life #JurassicWorld?? http://t.co/vHG8FAGeXW http://t.co/XB2vFQO38S#Jurassicworld where they can create new dinosaurs but can't get a good cell signal.
6/27
2015
@Upforwisdom why not take everything for granted Because it can be gone in a minute?
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★@jordanvalliere never looked at it that way but maybe I should. Thanks.lol.. http://t.co/y3p181Uo8y
6/26
2015
. @MNTimberwolves gonna win the cup. #KarlanthonytownsI would spell his name wrong.. @wizkhalifa prlly higher than the percentage T Wolves draft Towns.. #NBADraft
6/25
2015
ain't solving any cases because Dexter gets his kill first.More frustrating than working in the same homicide department as #Dexter .
6/24
2015
Damn gotta feel bad for Johnson that was hard to watch..chick in the turquoise shirt has some perky tatters3 way tie for first going into the 18th.. cock is medium hardness.@MeatSauce1 Spieth heart.For the #USOpen2015 this golf coarse is in horrible condition. Get Jose out there with some sprinklers.Still in awe from that cold blooded putt by #Spieth
6/21
2015
Herschel Walker is really modest.The #MaddenCurse is the realist curse there is. That shits freaky.
6/19
2015
He will never be Jordan but he can still be great..Man I trade almost anything to hear that national anthem before them #FridayNightLights.. heading into battle with my brothers.
6/16
2015
😂😂😂 http://t.co/jErmJxK0LIScience Channel rules.Been in mourning all day for my man Jon Snow.
6/15
2015
flaccid penisI wonder if we will see some more Lebron cock tonight.Snuggies seem even better when you're on ecstasy http://t.co/rvxdAbHC3o
6/14
2015
higher than an alienDogs find it offensive when humans try to say hello to them the way dogs do to dogs. It's not proper dog etiquette.
6/13
2015
@NormanChuma @AmBlujay shows how smart you are to miss sarcasm. lolJordan would NEVER have bled from his head
6/11
2015
After being shat on when Lebron left Cleveland deserves this. Actually they need this that town sucks.For being professionals these dudes are missing a lot of Shots.. @Twins can't buy a hit...I be so high they call me Tree beard. #lordoftheringsWhat if these next few seasons are the best my generation has ever seen from our team. @VikingsUnless they are shitty ppl off the playing surface.. I don't get how people can HATE the best of the best. Legendary players. #proathletesThis basketball game is about to be in tents! #NBAFinalsI'm tatted like a pirate.
6/9
2015
Love it when the refs let em play a little.CURRY all up in there. Lazy defense by Lebron.
6/7
2015
Lol http://t.co/8cdCiERbHRRe-watched last night's new episode of #GameofThrones.. that's the shit we've been waiting all season for!!! woohooo!
6/1
2015
squirtin fire like a dragons pussyLol I kiiid I kiiid I jus make a little joke
5/31
2015
http://t.co/AdAwUwWfHHlast night I had a three coarse dinner. whiskey, vodka, and fireball.I feel nervous for the first game already. lolhigh expectations for the @Vikings this year and their second year coach. #allhailcoachzimmer
5/30
2015
Bachelor party for one the homies we about to jump off@Cmnsense1 right. only clean up our planet when it's profitable.
5/29
2015
I believe we are fucking our own planet over with pollution but my god please stop linking every storm fire earthquake tornado to it pleaseLol @BillNye for linking global warming/climate change to the flooding in Houston... Floods have happened there for a long time.It's crazy how easy it is to fool people, to make them believe anythint without substantial evidence.
5/28
2015
two way petting zoo. you pet the animals, they pet you back # theoffice
5/26
2015
my life resembles parkour , making shit way harder than needs to be.
5/25
2015
Enjoy how the show portrays the hero's power. special effects are well done. #TheFlashremember when NBA players ran into the stands and started punching fans... lol god was that funny.Dozier !!!
5/24
2015
Ocd chicken
5/21
2015
joe has a fantastic beard @Twinsput cheese curds on ya fridge ! #fakehiphopsayingsmy guac be full of salsa #fakehiphopsayings
5/20
2015
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